Thought this would be fun. You ask one question, get one answer, and the answerer asks the next question.
First question
Why are lions?
Pass the pass question
Because cheetahs are cheaters.
How do you go up?
By declining oral sex.
Can you Boris a Johnson?
I think this is possible thanks to some deed poll and some sticky back plastic.
What's written on George W Bush's notes?
Nothing that's what his remote controls for. They're jsut pictures of funny monkeys, and happy kitties to make him smile.
Do pringle sweaters, come in different flavours?
Yes... fosbury flop, and vanilla.
What is the meaning of life?
Stroke the kitties, smell the flowers, slay evil doers.
All the rest is commentary.
What does happiness smell of?
C**t.
And the award for the most succinct answer of the thread!
But Aaron where's the question?
Sigh the new question is.
What is stickier than a stick?
Good question - I think probably poo.
My question - why does Aaron like to ruin games?
Because power corrupts
For whom does the bell toll?
Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2008, 3:41 PM BSTBut Aaron where's the question?
Didn't realise which thread this was, sorry!
(Nor do I understand the game.)
Anyway, back to it...
Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2008, 4:00 PM BSTFor whom does the bell toll?
Quasimodo...
For whom has the biggest breasts?
Quote: EllieJP @ June 4 2008, 4:10 PM BSTQuasimodo...
For whom has the biggest breasts?
Phil Jupitus.
Why are push bikes allowed on the road but don't pay road tax?
Quote: Gavin @ June 4 2008, 4:16 PM BSTPhil Jupitus.
Why are push bikes allowed on the road but don't pay road tax?
Because Gordon has thought of taxing them yet.
Why is my penis so small? 