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Aaron hated poor spelling and grammar
He thought it the height of bad manners
New members didn't capitalize
So he sprayed mace into their eyes
And smashed their fingers with a hammer
Dan
Limericks
Haha, like it Griff! 
Erm.
There once was a girl named Ellie
Her vag was rotten and smelly.
When she lay on her side
Her gash opened wide
And you could see all the way to New Delhi.
Maybe. 
Quote: swerytd @ June 4 2008, 11:01 AM BSTPublic Web Administrator No. 1
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Aaron hated poor spelling and grammar
He thought it the height of bad manners
New members didn't capitalize
So he sprayed mace into their eyes
And smashed their fingers with a hammerDan
capitalise* >_<
Ow! My eyes, my *eyes*! What's that..? ArrrRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH -- you broke my *f**king* fingers!!!
Dan
There was was a boy named Aaron,
Who proved to be a grammar baaron.
A full on geek,
A life he did seek.
So changed his name to Sharon.
P.S You're mean Aaron.
Quote: Aaron @ June 4 2008, 11:04 AM BSTThere once was a girl named Ellie
Her vag was rotten and smelly.
When she lay on her side
Her gash opened wide
And you could see all the way to New Delhi.
This has actually left quite a sour taste in my mouth.
Quote: chipolata @ June 4 2008, 11:09 AM BSTThis has actually left quite a sour taste in my mouth.
I'm quietly crying in the corner... hug me Chip! 
Quote: chipolata @ June 4 2008, 11:09 AM BSTThis has actually left quite a sour taste in my mouth.
Was that the limerick or...?
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The lass I brought home was a prize,
With an alluring set of bright blue eyes,
Her breasts, so well kept,
Were what I'd expect,
But her penis was quite a surprise.
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That was taken from The Limerick Database. It's quite a good site, some really geeky limericks such as:
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There once was a man named Bertold
Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
As he reached for his cup...
"NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
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Quote: chipolata @ June 4 2008, 11:09 AM BSTThis has actually left quite a sour taste in my mouth.
That's nothing compared to going down there yourself.
Quote: chipolata @ June 4 2008, 11:09 AM BSTThis has actually left quite a sour taste in my mouth.
There is a very obvious riposte to that, but let's not lower the tone any further...
Quote: Aaron @ June 4 2008, 11:16 AM BSTThat's nothing compared to going down there yourself.
Too late.
Ode to Critique
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Faceless people thought they could write,
But it turns out it was mostly shite,
Instead of taking on board,
The critique was misheard
And hilarity ensued in a fight.
Dan
If I had a cock, I would play with it all day
If I had a cock I would defo be Gay
If I had a cock I would rub it so much
If I had a cock I would come with a touch
If I had a cock I would stick it to all
If I had a cock it would be massive not small
If I had a cock I would ram it up my own arse
If I had a cock I would ram it up real fast
If I had a cock I would whip it out at will
To the people at bust stops & the girl at the till
If I had a cock I would grin all day long
If I I had a cock I would de - smeg its pong
If I had a cock I would drill a hole in the wall
I would f**k it whenever I didn’t pull
Oh to have a cock that I could show to my mates
I would even take animals out for a date.
To have a cock would be so f**king cool
But I don’t want no nasty old baggy old balls
Charley, you wouldn't believe;
Her chuff is a real wizard's sleeve.
When she opens her flaps,
We all see the gaps,
And her insides are covered with leaves.
Or something.
Aaron have you taken the f**king foul pills today! Behave!
Quote: Aaron @ June 4 2008, 11:32 AM BSTCharley, you wouldn't believe;
Her chuff is a real wizard's sleeve.
When she opens her flaps,
We all see the gaps,
And her insides are covered with leaves.Or something.
Thats very true actually.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 4 2008, 11:33 AM BSTAaron have you taken the f**king foul pills today! Behave!
I like it. There is nothing like a filthy dirty mouth!
Nothing like a filthy, dirty mouth
Specially after a journey 'down south'
If she's not washed it well
There's a really dodgy smell
And you've to clean out your mouth with some stout