It could also be because we're in a comedy forum, so everyone instantly says "
! Comedy!"
Would you rather.... Page 3
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 30 2008, 8:13 PM BSTIt could also be because we're in a comedy forum, so everyone instantly says "
Well logically that makes sense, however I'm going to stick with my dream crush theory...
I liked yours better too. I was just doing the whole "Find something else to argue!" thing. 
Quote: PhQnix @ May 30 2008, 8:05 PM BSTSong surely? If my sitcom had catch-phrases in I'd kill myself.
What's your sitcom?
Quote: Marc P @ May 30 2008, 11:51 PM BSTWhat's your sitcom?
I meant hypothetically...
Quote: PhQnix @ May 30 2008, 11:52 PM BSTI meant hypothetically...
Interesting title for a sitcom 
I'm going to be the third person to pick song.
I've been to lots of gigs, quite a few pretty massive concerts too and I can't imagine there being many better feelings than watching 50,000 odd people sing the words of a song you wrote back to you. That's pretty f**king special.
I'd say song too.
I've written loads of brilliant ones - including a musical. But nothing ever got published. (surprise surprise).
As for first lines in books I remember this from somewhere.
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth..." and No! I wasn't there at the time.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
I vaguely remember 'Marley was dead to begin with.' - A christmas Carol.
And Sitcom.
I think my favourite first line is
'She thrust the dildo into Jane's anus'
Great book but no pics 
Cripes.
Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 4:30 PM BSTI wonder if you write a great book, why people don't shout the opening sentence at you in the street?
But they do. Mine opens with "Oi, wanker", and honestly I get it all the time.
I can beat that. No one ever shouts anything at me, and I've not written a book!
Quote: Aaron @ June 3 2008, 10:44 PM BSTI can beat that. No one ever shouts anything at me, and I've not written a book!
See, that just proves it 
