Race/Hoff
The Hoff invites people to challenge him to a sprint down the beach. Lots of cash on the line, and not a lot of clothes.
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Indiana Jones visits a brothel.
ROFL
At which one?
Quote: sootyj @ June 3 2008, 9:51 PM BSTIndiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Indiana Jones visits a brothel.
Hahaha great one
Quote: sootyj @ June 3 2008, 9:52 PM BSTAt which one?
Yours.
Thank you sirrah.
Poon Watch
Movie of controversial 1970s BBC series about brave scientists addicted to dogging.
You're spoiling it now. 
Aaron I apologise for this.
Poon
A big hairy vagina detective, fights crime on a motorbike in Birmingham.
Micheal Elphick stars.
Invaders from Barse
Klingons from planet Biffin Bridge invade. Only Agents Charmin and Andrex can save us.
Post 100 and what a stinker.
>_<
Invasion of the Bloody Thatchers
Mark and Margaret Thatcher raise an army of zombies to take over Britain
Fry Hard
Bruce Willis cooks the faces off of terrorists that are trying to steal cuttlery from his restaurant.
Becks In The City: The Movie
David Beckham moves back to Manchester to patrol the streets of Moss Side, counselling youths on the dangers of gun and knife crime. Will he keep his beautiful face?
Leeds Racer
Young spirited teenager, Leeds Racer, races his Vauxhall Nova through the streets of Leeds city centre whilst off his tits on ecstacy.
Pam Ferris' Day Off
She goes shopping.
Cider Man
Peter Parker gets drunk then attempts to scale the sides of buildings, much to the dismay of his aunt and the local authorities.
B.T.
An alien resembling a big turd takes over as Managing Director of British Telecom. Panic ensues when he lays off half the work force with his strict streamlining cutbacks policy. But is his new business plan financially viable?!
Coal! The Movie
Santiago, an illegal Mexican immigrant living in California gets the opportunity of a lifetime to work down a coal mine in Wales.
Irreversible
Monica Belluci's car wont go backwards. She ends up in a bit of a state.
Raveheart
Mel Gibson opens a nightclub in Glasgow, but things turn a bit ugly when he tries to branch out down south.
Dead Nan's Shoes
Paddy Considine's nan dies. He cant find her shoes and needs to bury her wearing them. He suspects local drug dealers have stolen them. Will the ghost of nan help him seek revenge?
Dan's Labyrinth
Daniel Day Lewis goes crazy and starts hallucinating. He then gets lost in an elaborate labyrinth he had built in the back garden of his rural Spanish villa.
Worf Creek
Worf from Star Trek moves to outback Australia to feast off the flesh of backpackers.