Crap Weekend. Page 2

Quote: Gavin @ June 1 2008, 5:11 PM BST

We'll take 1 of the not so bad things to warm up.

I was in pub last night and there were 3 boys(no more then 16) being really aggressive trying to chat up this woman. Now I sit there for a few minutes and no one from behind the bar says ought so I think "F**k it!". I say to them in a really tidy manner "Hey boys she's obviously not intrested jog on" to which I get a torrent of abuse and they skulk off (as expected) so I am quite happy with myself doing a good deed and the woman then pipes up and started having a go, so after like 15 minutes of her calling me everything under the sun I finally say "Ah F**k of you silly whore if you kept your legs shut you wouldn't get dick heads sniffing round you."

....After being removed from the bar by the bouncer I was in a very angry mood

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That's a bit shit... except the pub part.

Working all week-end as usual so it's a question of degrees of shiteness for me.

On the shiteness scale where 1 is 'shite' and 10 is 'well shite' it's actually not been too bad at a 4.

Do you have your weekend in the week instead?

I'm having Tuesday and Wednesday off, so I can catch up on my sitting around.

Funnily enough I now have 4 days off in a row.. normally I have a couple of days off in the week and do some overtime too but not this week as we have blown the overtime budget, apparently.

Next weekend is gonna rock meeting the awesome writing team in the pub

Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2008, 12:09 AM BST

the awesome writing team

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Is that going to be your official name?

Oh, it so nearly has a brilliant acronym.

I've done sweet F.A. this weekend. Nothing. Nada. Not. A. Sausage.

You must have accomplished something!

Quote: zooo @ June 2 2008, 12:20 AM BST

You must have accomplished something!

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I won a few games at Worms. And won a few snooker games on the PS2. Anything meaningful? Nooooo!

I was meant to do so much revision too. *sigh*

Well, you've posted here.
And on judgment day, that will mean something.

Yes, it will count against you!

Yeah, God will see I've been discussing such subjects as masturbation and pre-marital sex on here and boom those pearly gates will stay firmly shut.

Yes, they became pearly those gates because of all the masturbators left outside trying to get in! Mark my words, all BSG'ers will burn in hell!

Woe, woe and thrice woe, said Frankie!

Quote: zooo @ June 2 2008, 12:14 AM BST

Is that going to be your official name?

Oh, it so nearly has a brilliant acronym.

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LOOOL.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ June 2 2008, 12:32 AM BST

Yes, they became pearly those gates because of all the masturbators left outside trying to get in! Mark my words, all BSG'ers will burn in hell!

Woe, woe and thrice woe, said Frankie!

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It's wicked to mock the afflicted!