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What could you never admit to your parents? Page 6

Rubbish!

And what Laura says, goes!

I think I'd rather have my entrails torn out and burned in front of me than tell my parents the secret behind my stiff crusty bedroom curtains as a teenager.

I'll bet they already know....

:O

Parents know so much more than they let on!

Quote: zooo @ June 1 2008, 7:53 PM BST

I'll bet they already know....

:O

Take that back! My parents know NOTHING of sex. The thought of them knowing all the while that I was regularly indulging in 'menage a une' and then wiping my spendings on the curtains - well I'd have to emigrate, that's all. Huh?

Quote: Perry Nium @ June 1 2008, 7:52 PM BST

I think I'd rather have my entrails torn out and burned in front of me than tell my parents the secret behind my stiff crusty bedroom curtains as a teenager.

Narnia?

I take it back!!!

It never happened!!!

Quote: zooo @ June 1 2008, 7:37 PM BST

Rubbish!

I just spent bloody ages trying to find a screenshot/image of Eric Morecambe with the bust in the Cleopatra sketch, with no luck. >_<

So erm... Yeah. Errr

Ha! We'll just imagine it.

*imagines*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 1 2008, 7:53 PM BST

Parents know so much more than they let on!

I f**king hope not.

Quote: NickTheDon @ May 31 2008, 9:46 PM BST

I could never admit anything sexual to my parents.

And then my girlfriend told my mum she was on the pill. While I was in the room. Cheers for that!

I was at dinner with my family and my Brother's girlfriend was there. My Mum, casually as you like, asked my Brother's girlfriend if she was barren.

What...the...f**k...?

After a bit of silence my Brother's girlfriend replied... "no, I'm not".

Was a tad awkward. God knows why you'd come out with something like that. My Mum must have been sat there thinking "am I ever gonna get any grand children?!".

LOL. That must have been ... interesting.

Quote: jeej @ June 3 2008, 5:51 AM BST

I was at dinner with my family and my Brother's girlfriend was there. My Mum, casually as you like, asked my Brother's girlfriend if she was barren.

What...the...f**k...?

After a bit of silence my Brother's girlfriend replied... "no, I'm not".

Was a tad awkward. God knows why you'd come out with something like that. My Mum must have been sat there thinking "am I ever gonna get any grand children?!".

Why didn't your mother go the whole hog and ask your brother if he fired blanks?

Hahahaha oh man. Most awkward dinner ever?

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