As the title suggests if your weekend has been as rubbish as mine here is the place to vent....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
See it helps a little.
Crap Weekend.
What's up Gav?
I just spent about three hours trying to put a table and chairs set for my kitchen. My hands hurt, as I dont have an electric drill. The table is wobbly. I also had to take the table apart after putting it together in my front room, only to realise it would then not fit through my kitchen door. I did get out of having to go and see Sex And The City though, after someone else offered to go with my girlfriend.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 1 2008, 4:22 PM BSTI just spent about three hours trying to put a table and chairs set for my kitchen. My hands hurt, as I dont have an electric drill. The table is wobbly. I also had to take the table apart after putting it together in my front room, only to realise it would then not fit through my kitchen door. I did get out of having to go and see Sex And The City though, after someone else offered to go with my girlfriend.
Wasn't a dude offering was it?
Quote: Gavin @ June 1 2008, 4:27 PM BSTWasn't a dude offering was it?
No, she knows shes not aloud to lay eyes on other men. I make her wear a special hood when she leaves the house; I walk her around on a little leash.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 1 2008, 4:30 PM BSTNo, she knows shes not aloud to lay eyes on other men. I make her wear a special hood when she leaves the house; I walk her around on a little leash.
Good man.
Quote: Leevil @ June 1 2008, 4:19 PM BSTWhat's up Gav?
We'll take 1 of the not so bad things to warm up.
I was in pub last night and there were 3 boys(no more then 16) being really aggressive trying to chat up this woman. Now I sit there for a few minutes and no one from behind the bar says ought so I think "F**k it!". I say to them in a really tidy manner "Hey boys she's obviously not intrested jog on" to which I get a torrent of abuse and they skulk off (as expected) so I am quite happy with myself doing a good deed and the woman then pipes up and started having a go, so after like 15 minutes of her calling me everything under the sun I finally say "Ah F**k of you silly whore if you kept your legs shut you wouldn't get dick heads sniffing round you."
....After being removed from the bar by the bouncer I was in a very angry mood
Yikes.
I had to work. Only for 4 hours each day, but when those 4 hours mean waking at 5.45am, it ain't good.
On the plus side, I was all wide awake and got some writing done. Mainly on the backs of croissant bags.
Quote: zooo @ June 1 2008, 5:19 PM BSTYikes.
I had to work. Only for 4 hours each day, but when those 4 hours mean waking at 5.45am, it ain't good.
On the plus side, I was all wide awake and got some writing done. Mainly on the backs of croissant bags.
lol I get up a 7 to go running thats early enough for me
Well it can only get better hopefully, Gav? 
This week-urgh.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 1 2008, 7:15 PM BSTWell it can only get better hopefully, Gav?
This week-urgh.
I wouldn't bet my last dollar on that.
What's happened now?
He has suddenly become 75, and discovered that as he's not Scottish, he will have to pay for his care and home.
My girlfriend who used to be my ex-girlfriend is once again my ex-girlfriend, so it's been a rather shitty weekend. I've been trying to entertain myself in Florida for the last 36 hours - the highlight was the stammering old bartender at the hotel. He was a fabulous mix of grad student, redneck and dirty old man.
Four more hours at the Tampa airport before I fly home. I purchased 2 books at the airport bookshop, so I should be ok.
Damn.