Things that piss you off Page 9

He lurrrrrrrrrves me my man. It was great. I met a cool witch doctor in a pub and he cursed him with feelings for me. The problem is tho, I wanted the skinny rich one he was standing next too. Not the poor chuba one. Still, he will do till the next one comes along. Hard to be kept in designer shoes though. It got so bad sometimes I had to weigh things up. Should I feed him & the kids, or buy a pair of shoes. Food V shoes. Difficult decision. Still I now have 2 lanky skinny malnourished sons and 68 pairs of shoes. Incidentley some over mugarooni must be feeding my man. He is bigger than ever. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! I think I will go and kick him in the shins just incasey.

How do you prepare the shoes? Roast or fried?

Quote: David Chapman @ May 1, 2007, 10:33 PM

How do you prepare the shoes? Roast or fried?

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I tell you my biggest hate at the moment. Them there PSO officers. More say than a traffic warden, none compared to a police officer. Them PSO's were bullied at school were'nt they. I hope there is none on this forum. They may take ofence. Well as long as it is not mine. I only erected it yesterday. I have never had to piss about with something so much before it went up. Hours and hours to get that thing standing to attention. My palms are sore. I have to say, that in the end it was very hard. Wahey!!!! So leave my fence alone bastard PSO's.

....Any one got a Charley dictinoary I can borrow?? I am completely lost in a dialect I have no hope of understanding

Quote: Gavin @ May 1, 2007, 11:51 PM

....Any one got a Charley dictinoary I can borrow?? I am completely lost in a dialect I have no hope of understanding

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Any porn magazine should do the trick Gavin. Also i love words that start with Dic. Dunno why that is. Gavin how did you get into a dialect inorder to get lost. Have you been in the tardis???

I am being silly now arent I. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! See what 2 glasses of wine can do to a gal.

She's a mentalist.

Watching TV at night, well more like 3 in the morning, and having all those adverts telling me I can meet girls by sending texts. Believe me texting strangers always ends badly, I have court orders to proove it. I want to watch Larry Sanders not stupid 'sexy girls in my area.' I like the Gay chat though because the guy looks like Danny Doyle. Anyway that annoys me.

Yanks calling Maths - "Math". Don't they know it's plural?

Yanks pronouncing Herbal - "'Erbal"

People who pronounce the letter "H" haitch........

........quick throw a bucket of water over me.

Splash

Quote: David Chapman @ May 3, 2007, 8:09 PM

People who pronounce the letter "H" haitch........

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What's wrong with that.

Smelly peeps. There is no need to humm. We have water, soap, deo-deo & toothpaste. I hate stinky peeps. My poor ol' nanny smells of wee because she is old and in some continent. Other than that there is no excuse.....
VILE.

Garlic, and people who stink of it. (Not just the French, unfortunately.)

Is it called Incontinent because you're a peein' all the time?

Quote: David Chapman @ May 3, 2007, 10:44 PM

Is it called Incontinent because you're a peein' all the time?

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Dave knows. Davey wavey to you pee pee your panties. I am gonna set you up with Pissy Stevens. She needs a new man. She drowned the last one.

That really would piss me off.