Ah okay. You're now his guardian? We all know he needs one.
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 30 2008, 9:48 PM BSTAh okay. You're now his guardian? We all know he needs one.
I would say I'm the opposite of his guardian 
His...erm...I don't know that there's an antonym...
Quote: Alan C @ May 30 2008, 9:41 PM BSTComputer Aided Ducks?
Crispy aromatic duck. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 30 2008, 9:41 PM BSTBut then it's cold! And re-heating risks a bad tummy...I mean, stomach... the next morning.
I eat it cold. But it's only really the rice which is risky anyway.
I've been sat on the net for the last 2.5 hours. Nothing else to do. I'm kinda tired and angry. I also think I'm going to get heartburn later from the curry I had earlier.
I broke my diet last night... NOT Happy! Stoopid junk food cravings!!
Now you have to cut yourself.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 31 2008, 12:08 PM BSTI broke my diet last night... NOT Happy! Stoopid junk food cravings!!
Don't diet, Ellie! We love you the way you are!
Ellie if you diet your mahoosive boobies might shrink 
They already have shrunk a little bit!
It's okay guys, I've made up for eating bad food by having a nice healthy salad for lunch!
Quote: EllieJP @ May 31 2008, 2:58 PM BSTIt's okay guys, I've made up for eating bad food by having a nice healthy salad for lunch!
And padding your bra?
I've been on holiday this week and eaten so bad. I must have put on a pound at least.
I JUST FINISHED MY DEGREE AT 4 TODAY AND I'M REALLY SCARED AND EXCITED AT THE SAME TIME AND I JUST ATE 5 CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVES WITH ONE CUP OF TEA IN CELEBRATION! 
That and the celebratory booze tonight, with a 3-dayer in London from Monday onwards means I'm going to have to eat muesli or some other rank shit for weeks afterwards.
...Or maybe just not so many chocolate digestives and shots.
Hurrah!
Well done.
Quote: Marc P @ May 31 2008, 4:27 PM BSTHurrah!
Well done.
Thankyou! *gives squeezins and beer*