I've recently had to admit to a few financial and house issues to my parents but what dark secret could you never tell your folks?
What could you never admit to your parents?
A real secret you mean?
Or a hypothetical future one.
Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 5:22 PM BSTA real secret you mean?
Or a hypothetical future one.
I actually meant something you have already done but I'm game for any scandal, past or future. 
Ah!
That time I had bum sex with Tennant, but still managed somehow to get pregnant with his alien child.
No, I won't be telling them about that.
I can't think of any real ones... maybe silly stuff I did when I was a teenager.
"You can't get pregnant up the bum bum"
I could never admit to my dad I've had sex. In my dream last night I got pregnant and had to tell him.... it was a bit of a shock considering he thought I was a virgin.
Oh and I have a tattoo... I could NEVER tell my dad and grandparents that! They'd probably dissown me!
I'm adopted! 
Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2008, 5:30 PM BST
"You can't get pregnant up the bum bum"
I reckon you can wiv aliens.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 30 2008, 5:31 PM BSTOh and I have a tattoo... I could NEVER tell my dad and grandparents that! They'd probably dissown me!
Where is it? Your inner thigh? I would imagine your secret would be safe on that one...
It's on my bum and it says "I love Aaron."
Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 5:31 PM BSTI reckon you can wiv aliens.
Ahh, wiv alieums maybe. I reckon their love soup is probably like radiation and effective through walls and stuff.
Which would explain much of the 'deep south'.
Quote: Leevil @ May 30 2008, 5:31 PM BSTI'm adopted!
Beat me to it. If you don't use that as the basis of a sketch I will!
I could never admit to my mum that i'm bald 
Also she's not my mum I adopted her 
I think she'd probably get over it!
Well, the bald thing.
Never tell them they're adopted. >_<
Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2008, 5:49 PM BSTWhich would explain much of the 'deep south'.
As in getting pregnant up the anal orifice?