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So tempting to quote English Lit again!

Dogs would probably sodomise you if they could.
Sickos.

(Not you personally, Graham.)

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2008, 4:38 PM BST

I just saw a story in my local paper that a 12-year old cat who rarely left her house was mauled to death by two dogs in her own back garden, in front of her owners and their 15-year old daughter.

That is HORRIBLE!!!! My mum (when she was 12) got a new kitten called Pinky and two Alsations came and killed her! :( It's horrible. My mum was obviously really upset about this to recall it and tell it me... she's scared of dogs for that reason.

Cats, babies, whatever's closest it seems.
Why do people like big dogs?

Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 4:42 PM BST

Dogs would probably sodomise you if they could.
Sickos.

(Not you personally, Graham.)

The dog on Love Soup!

Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 4:40 PM BST

Dogs really are f**king arseholes.
:(

I hate them with every fibre of my being. Apparently the (dog's) owners haven't said sorry or anything. They're the kind of obnoxious people who just don't care at all. The cat's owners said that they don't blame the dogs, they blame the owners. I blame both. Aaron is very upset and very angry.

Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 4:40 PM BST

There's one barking incessantly right now outside. Sooo obnoxious. You don't catch cats doing that!

:(

Our dog killed a cat. To be fair, the cat was in our yard. If our dog was a farmer and the cat was a gypsy, the Daily Mail would be praising him to the rooftops.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 30 2008, 4:44 PM BST

The dog on Love Soup!

Oh my god. Love Soup just gets everywhere...

(is that a euphemism?)

I'm not letting the not-really-our cat out now!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 30 2008, 4:43 PM BST

That is HORRIBLE!!!! My mum (when she was 12) got a new kitten called Pinky and two Alsations came and killed her! :( It's horrible. My mum was obviously really upset about this to recall it and tell it me... she's scared of dogs for that reason.

:(:(:(:(:(

Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 4:45 PM BST

Oh my god. Love Soup just gets everywhere...

(is that a euphemism?)

If it's not, it should be.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 30 2008, 4:45 PM BST

Our dog killed a cat. To be fair, the cat was in our yard. If our dog was a farmer and the cat was a gypsy, the Daily Mail would be praising him to the rooftops.

But that's what cats do.
Unlike dogs, they don't need a carer to leave the property.

Oh well, this is why if I ever get another cat, it's being an indoor one.

Aaron's changed his sig.

We had to bury the cat in the park at the end of our road.

Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 4:45 PM BST

Oh my god. Love Soup just gets everywhere...

(is that a euphemism?)

If it isn't, it should be.

Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 4:44 PM BST

Cats, babies, whatever's closest it seems.
Why do people like big dogs?

Quite - and I really don't know. Awful, vile creatures.

Didn't you know who it belonged to?

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