It's okay to hate the writer/s of this. Nebulous. It's on late on a Thursday night on Radio 4 and the writer must be a black lesbian with no legs as this fills the 'minorities' criteria for the Beeb for the whole year. If you think you have no talent listen to this and you will find out what no talent really sounds like.
Edit: It's supposed to be funny by the way. It would be funny if the writer did turn out to be a black lesbian with no legs. Or a troop of dwarfs. Hi ho!