Quote: Marc P @ May 30 2008, 8:30 AM BSTProper stuff out of the cask that tastes like apple juice and that you don't realise how strong it is until you get off your bar stool and your knees bend a lot more than you expect.
Pear Cider Page 3
Quote: roscoff @ May 30 2008, 2:15 AM BSTDo you know it's like Jilly Goolding and Oz Clarke all wrapped into one.
Okay then...ahem...
Magners has fruity high notes with a lovely woody-yet-crisp undertone. Perfect for a balmy summer evening, this fine old Irish cider, with its 50 varieties of expertly-chosen apples, is a sure winner.
Blackthorn is f**king pish.
When did they start calling it pear cider, anyway? Cider's made from apples.
"Excuse me, Mr Shopkeeper, can I have a bottle of pear cider? And while you're at it, could I trouble you for a bottle of orange lemonade and a cheese and onion steak-and-kidney-pie?"
It's perry*! Perry, perry, perry!
For flip's sake.
*Not Perry Nium. Although, there's an irony.
Is Perry Nium somewhere between a cock and an arse?
Quote: Marc P @ May 30 2008, 11:12 AM BSTIs Perry Nium somewhere between a cock and an arse?
Indeed it is. The female perineum is located in the same area. Although it's more commonly known as the "chinrest".
Quote: Perry Nium @ May 30 2008, 11:16 AM BSTIndeed it is. The female perineum is located in the same area. Although it's more commonly known as the "chinrest".
my friend insists that area is called the 'goochey.'
Quote: Nick Rivers @ May 30 2008, 11:18 AM BSTmy friend insists that area is called the 'goochey.'
Both disturbing and hilarious at the same time.
Pear cider is for weak jelly-spined persons who are scared of real alcohol and consequently have very insincere friends. Apart from that it's alright.
I thought it was called the Biffin's Bridge no matter which gender.
I think they use the delightful term gooch on Jackass.
And they are the experts.
Quote: Perry Nium @ May 30 2008, 11:16 AM BSTIndeed it is. The female perineum is located in the same area. Although it's more commonly known as the "chinrest".
You must have a chin like Dick Dastardly! (No pun intended.)
Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 11:23 AM BSTI think they use the delightful term gooch on Jackass.
And they are the experts.
Sure that's not "cooch", in reference to, well, everything?
Nah, I'm sure it's gooch. Cos it always makes me think of Gonch off Grange Hill.
Gawd bless him.
It's like a particularly filthy Lord of the Flies or something.
Well I never.
Lol
Quote: zooo @ May 30 2008, 11:25 AM BST
Nah, I'm sure it's gooch. Cos it always makes me think of Gonch off Grange Hill.
Gawd bless him.
you're right. always thought is was some veiled reference to graham gooch (the cricketer).
Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ May 30 2008, 11:21 AM BSTI thought it was called the Biffin's Bridge no matter which gender.
You're right. "Barse" is acceptable too, but only for a man. (Balls/Arse). So I suppose for a woman it'd be "Farse".