This is a stab at all those talent shows that goes for the sob story
A severely disable person, completely vegetablised gets wheeled onto the stage in front of three judges.
Before his carer leaves she says:
This is James, his folks are dead and he is a potato, thank you……..oh and he has always wanted to sing
The three judges look at him as he sits silently still on the stage for a long time before letting out a little squeak at the end. The judges jumps up and applauses
Judge:
Its three yes’s, your through to the TV final
CUT TO:
It the big studio TV final. The VT comes on. It shows James sitting in his chair, exactly the same in various places, next to his parents tombstone, in hospital, lying on the floor next to his turned over wheel chair. His carer appears again
Carer:
His folks are dead and he is a potato, thank you……..oh and he has always wanted to sing
The three judges look at him as he sits silently still on the stage again for a long time before letting out a little squeak at the end. The judges and all the audience jump up and explode into noise and applauses
Cut to:
Presenter:
The winner of Super Stars is…………………….
James and a beautiful girl wait for the result
JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cut to:
Various big budget pop videos and slides of magazine covers, with James in the same clothes, expression.
