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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 29 2008, 8:25 PM BST

Self-effacing alert!

It's true though, I'd have to be Tennant himself to be better looking than River!

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 8:25 PM BST

I have two of those cats, Scats.
But they haven't tried to get in my bed yet.

I was half asleep, and I felt her moving behind me, going under the covers, head first! She'd been out in the rain and just let in as my mum went out for work, too!

*whispers*
River's better looking than Tennant.

:O

Okay, correction-Elliot and Laura go off into separate dream world of clouds shaped like River Phoenix.

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 8:02 PM BST

Please don't force them down your pipes.
We don't want another Richard Gere incident.

(Do I win a prize for making the most obvious joke of the day?)

If you do, then I win a prize for being the stupidest of the day.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 29 2008, 8:25 PM BST

Not when I'm trying to sleep!

Still awww! I'd take her!

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 8:25 PM BST

I have two of those cats, Scats.
But they haven't tried to get in my bed yet.

Ooh oooh! What are zooo cat 1 and zooo cat 2 called?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 29 2008, 8:26 PM BST

It's true though, I'd have to be Tennant himself to be better looking than River!

It wouldn't be possible for me to look better than any of the aforementioned, no matter who I was.

Ok, that only makes sense in my head. BUT IT'S TRUE, DAMNIT!

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 8:27 PM BST

*whispers*
River's better looking than Tennant.

:O

I ... I ...

(I assume you don't mean now.)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 29 2008, 8:28 PM BST

Okay, correction-Elliot and Laura go off into separate dream world of clouds shaped like River Phoenix.

It's a lovely world. Everything is so pretty...

But if you try to hug the clouds, they go away! Until, of course, you find the true incarnation of River in one of them.

Quote: Aaron @ May 29 2008, 8:36 PM BST

Still awww! I'd take her!

She's called Chicken and likes to eat frozen peas, enjoy!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 29 2008, 8:43 PM BST

But if you try to hug the clouds, they go away! Until, of course, you find the true incarnation of River in one of them.

That's the cruel nature of fantasies. One day I'll find you River! Teary

If you start to cry, maybe he'll appear?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 29 2008, 8:46 PM BST

If you start to cry, maybe he'll appear?

Or I'll get odd looks from my parents.

It would be worth it if River Phoenix turned up in a genie style!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 29 2008, 8:43 PM BST

She's called Chicken and likes to eat frozen peas, enjoy!

BRILLIANT! :D

Yes, I don't mean now, Aaron. Rolling eyes
Tennant is still the most perfectest man in the world.
Just River was... y'know, the most beauuuuutiful.

My two cats (although they are not mine, they are my next door cats who come in my house all the flipping time) are called Chucky and Molly. Molly dribbles on me all the time and Chucky licks me.

It's wet.

And it would be worth it if you gave a comedic account of the look on your parents' faces.

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