Quote: Aaron @ May 29 2008, 12:51 AM BST
Awww it seemed like a fair comment at the time until I saw the innuendo and too much red wine made me type it, honest guv'nor 
Stars that make you reach for the remote Page 10
Quote: Alan C @ May 29 2008, 12:54 AM BSTAwww it seemed like a fair comment at the time until I saw the innuendo and too much red wine made me type it, honest guv'nor
It's a red wine night so it is so it is (Hick).
Quote: roscoff @ May 29 2008, 12:57 AM BSTIt's a red wine night so it is so it is (Hick).
Schummm enchaaanted heeeevning (hic) I bloooody luv u 
Michael Winner
"Calm down dear it's only an advert."
"No, you calm down dear it's only my fist through the TV."
Hold on, nobody's mentioned Gordon Ramsey?! I know he's an ex-footballer, and is still in good shape, e.g. doing the London Marathon, but he makes me cringe, the way he tries to act all tough, but is too posh to pull it off, e.g. what straight man, in his right mind, would refer to another bloke as "Big boy", whilst remaining totally oblivious to the fact that it's making him sound more camp than Dale Winton?
Actually, while I'm on the subject, I've been corresponding with Gordon Ramsey's nephew, on a music forum, since 2002.
Oooh look at your link to fame! 
I can't watch June Sarpong! She makes me want to rip my ears off and eat them.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 29 2008, 12:27 PM BSTOooh look at your link to fame!
I can't watch June Sarpong! She makes me want to rip my ears off and eat them.
Racist!
Naomi Campbell....on account of she's gonna throw something, best to be able to deflect it!
Has nobody mentioned Jezza kyle? 
Quote: chipolata @ May 29 2008, 12:31 PM BSTRacist!
Her face is so ugly. The skin doesn't help.
I like big rubbery lips!
Oh man. There are limits.
Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 12:45 PM BSTOh man. There are limits.
At last, we discover zooo's limits.
Quote: Fran @ May 29 2008, 12:42 PM BSTNaomi Campbell....on account of she's gonna throw something, best to be able to deflect it!
Ooh, I'll add ANY 'supermodel'. They're all nasty freaks.
Quote: chipolata @ May 29 2008, 12:44 PM BSTI like big rubbery lips!
That's somewhat ... wrong.
Andi Peters. I never forgave him for an interview he did with Frank Skinner, where he made the cardinal sin of saying "You're a comedian, say something funny!"
Frank gave him a sideways look and said "I don't think anything I could say would be funnier than that shirt mate." Good old Frankie!
Andi Peters was gay, wasn't he?