British Comedy Guide

Stars that make you reach for the remote Page 3

Bruce Forsyth "Nice to see you to see you. NOT". Go away with your tedious jokes.

I'm on a roll.....another teed; Amanda Holden

Quote: sootyj @ May 28 2008, 11:08 PM BST

My problem with the McWhirters, are they were Nazis.

Erm... Substantiate?

Quote: Griff @ May 28 2008, 11:20 PM BST

But it was only on three days a week, and all the uncollected rubbish piled up on ITV.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Griff @ May 28 2008, 11:23 PM BST

I call foul on Peter Kay. Phoenix Nights was bloody hilarious.

I respectfully disagree!

That woman off Strictly Come Dancing. Northern. Married to the other one.

Simon Cowell
Jade Goody
Any person presenting a show on BBC Look North
Mariah Carey
Michael Jackson
the cast of Eastenders
Danny Dyer
Peter Stringfellow

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2008, 11:21 PM BST

Kate Thornton ... Fern Cotton.

:D

Yay!

They headed up an extreme right wing party, if I put up a link, Barbs will tell me off.

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ May 28 2008, 11:22 PM BST

Davina (SHOUTY) McCall.

YES GOOD ONE!

SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUT SHIT (a 1970s hit for Middle of the F**king Road)

Also:

Chris Moyles
Jeremy F**king Clarkson (I expect this will get a response from his fan club)
Lenny Henry (Tiswas seems so long ago)
Anne Widdecombe

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2008, 11:28 PM BST

That woman off Strictly Come Dancing. Northern. Married to the other one.

Her and him!

(Also agree on Peter Kay. C**t.)

Quote: sootyj @ May 28 2008, 11:29 PM BST

They headed up an extreme right wing party, if I put up a link, Barbs will tell me off.

Link. I command it. And who the hell is Barbs?

Danny Dyer!!
Good call, Alan.
Such a druggy essex boy tosser.

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2008, 11:31 PM BST

Danny Dyer!!
Good call, Alan.
Such a druggy essex boy tosser.

A poor man's Ray Winstone!

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2008, 11:31 PM BST

Danny Dyer!!
Such a druggy essex boy tosser.

Who he?

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ May 28 2008, 11:31 PM BST

Who he?

Ditto?

Mariah Carey

Ah I love Mariah, the big, daft, loon. Great breasts though.

Danny Dyer's an actor.
Been in all the rubbish British Guy Ritchie style films lately.

P Diddy

Quote: zooo @ May 28 2008, 11:34 PM BST

Danny Dyer's an actor.
Been in all the rubbish British Guy Ritchie style films lately.

Oh well then I hate him too.

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