I'm going to form a club that phones all you phonophobics and tortures you ... and i'm going to give it a name, hmmm, cold calling sounds good and i'm going to recruit teams of people to do it and, hang on a minute . . .
Fears Page 2
Quote: zooo @ May 28 2008, 11:06 PM BSTTalking on the phone. (Shall we form a club?) Thank god for texting.
Indeeeeed! What could our name be? *strokes chin*
The Social Retards?
Quote: Aaron @ May 28 2008, 11:12 PM BSTIndeeeeed! What could our name be? *strokes chin*
Strokes chin is a naff name - I prefer "victims" 
Quote: Seefacts @ May 28 2008, 11:07 PM BSTWhat's your issue with phones? I thought it was just be who was a big freak.
I hate everything about them. So awkward and unnatural. They're just so rude as well! A ringing phone is like a three year old jumping up and down, screaming "TALK TO ME! PAY ME SOME ATTENTION! HEY YOU! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEMMEM!!"
Quote: zooo @ May 28 2008, 11:13 PM BSTThe Social Retards?
Oo, I like it!
Alan makes notes about some of the chinks in the armour of the admin God
Quote: Alan C @ May 28 2008, 11:11 PM BSTI'm going to form a club that phones all you phonophobics and tortures you ...
What makes you think we'd actually answer?
Quote: Aaron @ May 28 2008, 11:19 PM BSTWhat makes you think we'd actually answer?
You have already admitted that the phone ringing annoys you so it is not neccessary for you to answer it to get the job done muhhahhaahhaa
Bah.
zooo'll do lightning at you.
lightning will destroy the infrastructure of the telephone network for sure but strangely your phone will keep ringing 
I'll zap you in the bum bum.
although it may seem that I talk out of my arse - zapping me there will not stop me achieving my aims
Quote: zooo @ May 28 2008, 11:25 PM BSTI'll zap you in the bum bum.
I just did a lol. 
Fear of the smell of swimming pools. Basically chlorine. I couldn't swim until I was in my twenties and hated anything to do with swimming.
My fear of water has been conquered, so I'm a lot cleaner now as well. I feel better for that.
I hate talking on phones too! I used to be terrible, when there was an awkward silence I put the phone down. xD
I also hate clowns and ventriloquist dummies. And some mannequins. Freaky things.
And ants.
There was also the most massive thunderstorm the other night that woke up the whole of Essex at 3am because it was so loud (it lit up the entire road enough to turn sensors on and off and set off car alarms, eek), I was petrified and hid under the covers after taking a quick peek. 
Big scaredycat.