Quick and Thick

INTERNET IS A BAD THING
written by Kim Griffin
humourfirst@hotmail.co.uk

INT Girl's room

(A very young girl is using her computer, she looks sweet and innocent as she types on the keyboard)

V/O :Remember, people on the internet may not be who they say they are.

CUT TO: At an airport, a man stands waiting holding a sign saying 'JENNA'. The young girl approaches him with her barbie lunchbox and barbie backpack.

MAN:

What the f**k? You're a child! What the f**k is wrong with you!! You lied to me! You said you were a 45 year old school teacher! You're sick.

(walking away)

Bloody hell!

END

Made me laugh Kim.

The worrying thing though, I guess, is this sort of thing does happen.

Haha, nice way to flip things.

It is funny, but a little close to the knuckle. Underage girls have lied about their age on the internet and arranged to meet men.

Maybe if she turns up wearing a gas mask, and ask him if he is her mummy?

Quote: Timbo @ May 28 2008, 3:52 PM BST

It is funny, but a little close to the knuckle. Underage girls have lied about their age on the internet and arranged to meet men.

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Yes . . . And from thence the humour arose.

Cheers guys, I spoke about this idea for a friend today and they said it wouldnt work..

UP THEIRS!

x

Haha I really loved it! Great way to turn the tables.