Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 28 2008, 12:27 PM BSTWhat about the pancakes with aromatic crispy duck?
Ah, now those are a different kind of pancake, and HIGHLY acceptable!
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The first time my father had crispy duck he was with my mother. She was more sophisticated and had already had them. He wasn't paying attention and turned back to watch Ma Bandage spreading the hoisin sauce on her pancake, then sprinkle on the duck and foliage. He copied her, then stopped as she rolled it up. "What's wrong?" she asked. He hadn't seen her pick up the pancake. He'd spread the hoisin sauce straight onto his plate.
Awwwww bless your father! 
Nah, he's a git. After he divorced my mother and took up with his floozy (with apologies to Robyn) I had to give them a lift. Now she had expanded his taste horizons to Indian food. She also has a Jonathan Ross-style speech impediment.
Anyway, in the car, he said, in all innocence, "Ooh! We had a nice thing the other night, didn't we, Floozy? What was it called? Oh, that's right, Wogan Josh."
Heard in Newcastle if you take a Chlamydia (not sure on spelling) test you could win a holiday. This comes after worries people aren't taking STD's seriously enough!
These are the last people you want to send on a drinking 'n' shagging holiday, surely?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 28 2008, 1:36 PM BSTThese are the last people you want to send on a drinking 'n' shagging holiday, surely?
Maybe they're using them as secret chemical weapons against other countries.
Quote: Rachel @ May 28 2008, 1:44 PM BSTMaybe they're using them as secret chemical weapons against other countries.
Sex bombs.
>_< but 
I don't even know what those emoticons mean. Leevil's, I mean. I think I understand Rachel's.
Anyway, Kylie Minogue is 40 today. 40?!?!?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 28 2008, 1:54 PM BSTI don't even know what those emoticons mean. Leevil's, I mean. I think I understand Rachel's.
Anyway, Kylie Minogue is 40 today. 40?!?!?
Guh. I'm 20 and I don't look as good as she does now.
She's unnatural.
Quote: Rachel @ May 28 2008, 1:59 PM BSTGuh. I'm 20 and I don't look as good as she does now.
She's unnatural.
*Checks profile*
Ah, you're lovely. You're just fishing for compliments.
Not sure about the black nose and whiskers, though. You might want to get them seen to.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 28 2008, 2:03 PM BST*Checks profile*
Ah, you're lovely. You're just fishing for compliments.
Not sure about the black nose and whiskers, though. You might want to get them seen to.
Hah, I didn't think anyone checked profiles.
I just meant that she's superwoman, didn't believe she was 40 when someone told me until I opened the paper and there was a chronological timescale of her hair.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 28 2008, 2:03 PM BSTNot sure about the black nose and whiskers, though. You might want to get them seen to.
Hah! I thought he was just joking!