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Write a funny advert. Page 3

Fred, the group was Christie, not Tony Christie. Sorry to be petty.

Thanks David! Don't worry, I welcome pedantry, apart from the obsessive, twitching kind. Come to think of it, sounds nothing like our Tony!

Two Police men sat in their car eating bacon rolls, drinking fizzy drinks and burping with open porno magazines on the back seat with a bag next to it saying "evidence", then it says "Police, could you?".

Every 3 seconds a child dies of aids. By giving just 1 pound a month a child could die every 4 seconds. Help us make Poverty History.

Quote: David Chapman @ April 28, 2007, 7:19 PM

Sorry - that was it.

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Sorry David. I was so sozzled I did not see the bottom line. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
Pising myself now though. For the sentence and for not seeing it. Laughing out loud

Why does wee smell of sugar puffs?

Why not weetabix or other well known cereals.

I used to be a carer and had to change wee bags. They humm of scrambled eggs. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Cant eat them now. DiSgUsTiNg...

You use to eat wee bags?

Quote: ajp29 @ April 29, 2007, 5:20 PM

You use to eat wee bags?

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I was a very hungry gal.

That probably explains a lot........

Quote: ajp29 @ April 29, 2007, 5:20 PM

You use to eat wee bags?

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As much as I find this thread as funny as piss, what about the ads?

Yey more ads needed. We should do a real one for a real brand and send it off to them. You never know we could end up with some dollar.

If it was ten dolla' - me love you looong time.

I'm sure we could really but then we might be facing a law suit.

I'd better delete mine then.

I remember years ago a company had the slogan "Everything you want from a store and a little bit more" and they had something that was contaminated and spread like a disease. (Why can I only remember half the sory? Must be something to do with my age).

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