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The Apprentice - Series 4 Page 19

That doesn't inherently mean it was dismissive, just that he doesn't believe it's quite a drama. That's certainly how I read it.

It's apparently on tonight guys...

What the f**k? I haven't got any booze in! Arggh panic!

Quote: Gavin @ May 27 2008, 6:51 PM BST

I haven't got any booze in!

*universe implodes*

Quote: Aaron @ May 27 2008, 7:12 PM BST

*universe implodes*

I still got the "emergency" Carling Sick Sick Sick

But gotta be desperate to drink that.

I have a half bottle of red and a half bottle of white waiting for me. Or I shall mix them with a knowing twirl of my handlebar moustache and raised eyebrow and have a whole bottle of rose. I is what is termed sophisticated like.

Quote: roscoff @ May 27 2008, 7:42 PM BST

I have a half bottle of red and a half bottle of white waiting for me. Or I shall mix them with a knowing twirl of my handle bar moustache and raised eye brow and have a whole bottle of rose. I is what is termed sophisticated like.

Don't do it!

Soon you'll be sticking you big nose in the glass and pretending to smell the feilds the grapes came from.

Quote: Gavin @ May 27 2008, 7:43 PM BST

Don't do it!

Soon you'll be sticking you big nose in the glass and pretending to smell the feilds the grapes came from.

You use glasses? How sophisticated (new favourite word). It must be all lobster claws and Shake and Vac in your house what what?

Quote: roscoff @ May 27 2008, 7:46 PM BST

You use glasses? How sophisticated (new favourite word). It must be all lobster claws and Shake and Vac in your house what what?

I've only got 1 bottle of wine in the house incase I have a woman round and I need to seal the deal before Top gear, No glasses chug chug chug

The Apprentice is nearly on.... So excited.

I'm pouring the wine. Some cheese Ellie?

Oooh thanks honey. Shall I massage your shoulders...or do you want to sit up here and cuddle with me?

Bears always enjoy a nice cuddle. Ooh, you've got an eyelash. There ya go.

Thanks hun *mwah* Can you turn it up a little bit please?

Errr

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