Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 27 2008, 4:49 PM BSTEllie! I am not going to let you sit on my knee!
But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Improbable News at Ten Page 7
*** puts guitar down *** 1000 posts so she gets to sit on my knee whether she likes my singing or not 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2008, 4:50 PM BST
That's enough! Bed! Now!
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 27 2008, 4:51 PM BSTThat's enough! Bed! Now!
Blimey wine and dine her first! 
Quote: Alan C @ May 27 2008, 4:52 PM BSTBlimey wine and dine her first!
Ohhhhhhhh! I'm too innocent for these forums.
Can somebody please think of an improbable News at Ten before I melt into an embarrassed heap?
Hilarious!
Sure ya are and I'm Pope Benedict 
Il Papa!
I bet the Pope got some recognition for a 1000 posts!
If you're lucky, somebody might kiss your ring.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 27 2008, 4:59 PM BSTIf you're lucky, somebody might kiss your ring.
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Btw, looking at your sig, I have a great nephew who is older than Ellie and is also a member of this forum
Quote: Alan C @ May 27 2008, 5:01 PM BSTeeeeeew
Btw, looking at your sig, I have a great nephew who is older than Ellie and is also a member of this forum
No! Not Chapman?
I see you have recovered nicely from you embarrassment earlier
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 27 2008, 4:49 PM BSTEllie! I am not going to let you sit on my knee!
What about your cock? She'd like that.
Quote: Aaron @ May 27 2008, 5:12 PM BSTWhat about your cock? She'd like that.
Aaron!