Quote: Aaron @ May 27 2008, 3:03 PM BSTYour training is not yet complete, Padawan.
Ahh dont tell me......Ellie requires some in depth, personal, one to one training right?
Improbable News at Ten Page 5
With lots of in-depth probing.
Quote: Aaron @ May 27 2008, 3:13 PM BSTWith lots of in-depth probing.
Stop it you're turning her on already and she has The Apprentice to watch tonight! 
What's with you people and that show? Is there a British version or something? Because the Donald sucks.
Is there a British version???? Curt - you have not lived unless you have seen this show!!!! You're FIRED!
Stick Curt in a corner and prod him with sticks
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 27 2008, 3:09 PM BSTAhh dont tell me......Ellie requires some in depth, personal, one to one training right?
Every single day I train...wax on, hair off... paint on, make up off...
Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2008, 3:19 PM BSTEvery single day I train...wax on, hair off... paint on, make up off...
What was it that Tammy Wynette sang "It's so hard to be a woman..." .. you trying being a man and having to do that everyday!! ..
Soooooooooooo is that a yes? "ouch! stop that Alan".
Quote: Curt @ May 27 2008, 3:21 PM BSTSoooooooooooo is that a yes?
err, yeah
You've ruined the myth of big bird for Ellie and now you are attacking The Apprentice - Curt is in a corner and about to be pummeled by Ellie
Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2008, 3:19 PM BSTEvery single day I train...wax on, hair off... paint on, make up off...
Every single day you wax on, hair off? What are you the love child of Chewbacca and Richard Keys? 
Didn't really think about that one before posting... ooops!
I will say now - Chewbacca is not my mum...
Quote: Curt @ May 27 2008, 3:16 PM BSTWhat's with you people and that show? Is there a British version or something? Because the Donald sucks.
Yes, there's a British version. The business guy in ours is Sir Alan Sugar. Google him.
Just read his bio on Wiki, interesting fellow. I'm curious to see this show now.