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blimey she can be embarrassed - don't worry chuck I prefer my women all old and wrinkly like me ;)

Thanks f**k for that - I thought I was going to have to turn you down.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2008, 2:44 PM BST

Thanks f**k for that - I thought hoped I was going to have to turn you down on.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2008, 2:44 PM BST

Thanks f**k for that - I thought I was going to have to turn you down.

I'm always surprised when Ellie uses the f-word. I feel in a way we've all coarsened her.

Ooh, ooh, The Apprentice is on tonight!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2008, 2:44 PM BST

Thanks f**k for that - I thought I was going to have to turn you down.

I love the way she put that point across by masking it in comedy so as not to hurt my feelings :O Laughing out loud

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 27 2008, 2:46 PM BST

I'm always surprised when Ellie uses the f-word. I feel in a way we've all coarsened her.

Ooh, ooh, The Apprentice is on tonight!

Sorry - apology for swears!!! :O Ellie is so rude!

Anyway - Yey Apprentice is on!!!!! I love it!

Quote: Alan C @ May 27 2008, 2:46 PM BST

I love the way she put that point across by masking it in comedy so as not to hurt my feelings :O Laughing out loud

:P You know I don't mean it, but I do... but I don't... but...

Quote: Alan C @ May 27 2008, 2:46 PM BST

I love the way she put that point across by masking it in comedy so as not to hurt my feelings :O Laughing out loud

Disgusting. Ellie you know very well, there's no place for comedy on this site. At least up till now. And with that the bears off for a run. See you tonight. I'll bring the wine.

Somebody else can have your cupboard tonight and watch you put your stockings on - i'm sulking now Huh?

Quote: roscoff @ May 27 2008, 2:50 PM BST

Disgusting. Ellie you know very well, there's no place for comedy on this site. At least up till now. And with that the bears off for a run. See you tonight. I'll bring the wine.

See you later hubby! xx

Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2008, 2:38 PM BST

Unlikely news - Ellie finally gets recognised for her great mod work and promoted to Global Mod by BSG's most feared grammar Hitler Aaron!

Extremely unlikely.

Quote: Alan C @ May 27 2008, 2:50 PM BST

Somebody else can have your cupboard tonight and put your stockings on - i'm sulking now Huh?

:O

Quote: Aaron @ May 27 2008, 2:51 PM BST

Extremely unlikely.

Teary Teary Teary Teary Teary

ooh you little tinker you edited out the word watch from my post ... naughty girl Laughing out loud

:P Hee hee!

Thanks for cheering me up Alan with your promises of perving!

well they can only be promises because my mac is at the dry-cleaners and i've lost me wellies :O

Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2008, 2:52 PM BST

Teary Teary Teary Teary Teary

Your training is not yet complete, Padawan.

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