British Comedy Guide

What are you watching on TV? Page 127

What about the clap?

Boy, shut your trap.

Stop having a fap!

I love the intellectual ramblings of our beloved mods

Can I put it in your gap?

Oh go have a nap!

*Pulls out his tub filled with butterscotch pudding* No use in waisting this. *leaves room*

bloody hell Curt that's been congealing for days - you Canucks and your strange sexual perversions ;)

Quote: Aaron @ May 26 2008, 1:42 PM BST

Oh go have a nap!

Are we doing a rap?

Quote: Leevil @ May 26 2008, 1:46 PM BST

Are we doing a rap?

I have the pudding, here is your swimming cap.

I'm thinking about Ellie's bap(s)

This is a load of crap

A comment and a rhyme, very useful

Quote: ian_w @ May 26 2008, 1:50 PM BST

I'm thinking about Ellie's bap(s)

With cheese and pickle please. Scrummy [new favourite word]

Quote: roscoff @ May 26 2008, 1:57 PM BST

With cheese and pickle please. Scrummy

We all know how Roscoff would love to squeeze. Dummy [sorry it's all i could think that rhymed with scrummy]

Quote: Leevil @ May 26 2008, 1:46 PM BST

Are we doing a rap?

Yeah, but it's crap.

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