Vacuum

Int. a college dorm room - Day

One guy is sat watching TV. There is a knock at the door.

Guy1: Come in!

Another student looking person comes in and sits down next to guy1.

guy2: Alright

GUY1: Not so bad

GUY2: Where's Dan? I thought he would have been here before me

GUY1: Hospital. Have you not heard?

GUY2: No? What's happened?

GUY1: Funny story really. Basically, last night he was having some (making the wanker gesture) time to himself.

GUY2: Right...

GUY1: And he seemed to think it would be a good idea to put his wilkins in the vacuum cleaner.

GUY2: (Looking like he is wondering where this is going)
Riight...So what's he done? Friction burns?

GUY1: Nope. Vacuum packed his balls.

knob in a hover is nothing new so i'm not sure "vacuum packed his balls" is strong enough to carry this? unless theres another meaning that i am missing?

A knob in a Hover? ...although I'm sure it's been tried!

maybe it's a jewish thing? sorry...

Yeah, I wasen't too sure about this one either. I just thought vacuum packed balls was pretty funny.

Decent sketch, but I think this one would work as a really quick 2-3 line one.

Superb punchline!