On advice in my other thread, I shall post individual sketches. So, here goes...
INT. a cafe - day
There is a man stood at the counter speaking to the female worker. The camera is an over the shoulder shot of the man.
Man: Yes, I'll have a ham sandwich and hurry it up because I have places to be and you're not getting any prettier.
The woman looks shocked and walks off into the kitchen. We hear the sound of someone doing that snarling kind of noise you make when you want to spit out phlegm, followed by a spitting sound. The woman returns from the back with a sandwich on a plate.
Woman: Here's your sandwich sir
Cut to
int. a bar - day
The same man is stood at a bar. We hear the phlegm-inducing noise and a spitting sound. The barman appears holding a pint. The camera is an over the shoulder shot of the man.
barman: Here's your pint sir
Cut to
int. a DIY shop - day
The same man is stood at a counter. We hear the phlegm-inducing noise and a spitting sound. The assistant appears with a wheelbarrow. The camera is an over the shoulder shot of the man.
assistant: Here's your wheelbarrow sir
Cut to
int. a Pharmacist - day
The same man is stood at a counter. We hear the phlegm-inducing noise and a spitting sound. The pharmacist appears holding a paper bag. The camera is an over the shoulder shot of the man.
pharmacist: Here's your insulin sir
Cut to
INT. A HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
The same man is stood next to a woman on a bed looking very sweaty and tired. They are holding hands. We hear the same phlegm-inducing noise and a spitting sound. A midwife appears holding a baby. The camera is an over the shoulder shot of the man.
midwife: Here's your baby sir
