A bedtime story for Babies.

I actualy used to tell my boys some wonderful made up fairytales.
I have put one on here for you to pass on to your own children. It's great.
Let me know what you think.

Once upon a time there lived 2 little boy’s called Kyle & Jack.
Kyle & Jack did not realise that underneath their bed lived a big scary monster. With long claws and humungatarian teeth. (mum growls)
Now this scary monster that tears little children to bits, right to the point of shredding and consuming their flesh, only knows when little children are about by them getting out of their beds.

Now wonderful mummy only puts the boy’s to bed when the big scary monster is sleeping. That way he does not know his dinner is right above him. Then mummy only gets the children out of bed when it is safe to do so. However! Should Kyle or Jack get out of their beds in the middle of the night to try and clamber into mummy’s, the big bad evil hungry monster will awaken and gobble them up. In a really slow & painful way. Trust me my lickle Darlings it hurts BAD!!!!

SO THE MORAL TO THIS STORY BOYS IS, Stay in your own f**king beds or the monster will rip out your organs & EAT YOU….

Thanks, I'm going to have trouble getting to sleep tonight.

...in the words of the immortal Daffy Duck

Mother!

Liked it Charley very you, you seem to have a style formed "Charley Style" much like prayin Mantis Naww you have a kinda warmth in craziness which is quite nice I liked it.

Yup, there's something about Charley's sense of humour which is VERY original. Keep 'em coming! Can't wait to tell my grand daughter that one ... although I'll probably get told off for it!!!

Quote: losaavedra @ April 26, 2007, 7:24 PM

Yup, there's something about Charley's sense of humour which is VERY original. Keep 'em coming! Can't wait to tell my grand daughter that one ... although I'll probably get told off for it!!!

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Sounds like a carry on style sequel.

Have your children been taken into care yet?

Nope David the care system only takes already dead children. As mine are still breathing I am classed as a good mum..

Nice story Charley

Well adjusted are they?

Hello...Is that Social Services?

Where's Esther Rantzen when you need her?

Hey I never beat my boys. But I did scare the crap out of them.

They are reasonably well adjusted youths. They were 12 when they realised there was no Sucker Man.

He lived in the plughole of the bath. He would suck them down and gobble them up if they didnt get out in time. Also their was the Filth Ogre. He liked dirty little boys.
It was the only way to get them in and out of the bath.

I miss having young uns to scare. Have any of you got a spare one kicking about that I could play with.

Oh I'm a dirty boy charley

Jeezaloo Charlie, that has to be the mother of all bedtime stories. Brilliant.

Quote: charley rance @ April 27, 2007, 2:30 PM

They were 12 when they realised there was no Sucker Man.

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There's no Sucker Man!????????

You're kidding right? You'll be saying Santa doesn't exist next.

Don't you listen to her Andy, she doesn't know what she's talking about, she doesn't!!