You realise she's like, young? And her Dad's a copper? 
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Haha! I think everyone realises the first one-again due to the "What are you Listening to?" Thread.
Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2008, 8:10 PM BSTYou realise she's like, young? And her Dad's a copper?
Yes I do and when you were asking her if she got much fanny action earlier (because she was wearing trousers and, in your strange world, obviously a lesbian) I wondered if you realised it too? 
Haha he's got you there!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 8:16 PM BSTHaha he's got you there!
He'll wriggle out of it 
Or just sulk until he thinks of something.
Quote: Alan C @ May 24 2008, 8:15 PM BSTYes I do and when you were asking her if she got much fanny action earlier (because she was wearing trousers and, in your strange world, obviously a lesbian) I wondered if you realised it too?
Ok, good point. But I'm only a couple of years older than her, you're probably older than her dad!
Anyway, it wasn't ME who said that wearing trousers means you're a lezzer.
Ah and he did it!
Quote: Alan C @ May 24 2008, 8:17 PM BSTHe'll wriggle out of it
As an Englishman, it is in my nature to charm my way out of awkward situations.
Either that or offer tea to peturbed parties.
Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2008, 8:19 PM BSTAs an Englishman, it is in my nature to charm my way out of awkward situations.
Aha, when you gonna start then?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 8:20 PM BSTEither that or offer tea to peturbed parties.
I wouldn't know where to start making tea.
I understand that most people like it with hot water, but beyond that not a clue.
Quote: Alan C @ May 24 2008, 8:21 PM BSTAha, when you gonna start then?
Touché.
Okay, get someone to make tea to offer round? You're not properly English if you can't make tea...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2008, 8:25 PM BSTOkay, get someone to make tea to offer round? You're not properly English if you can't make tea...
His Mum makes the tea, he prefers the natural order of things
Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2008, 8:25 PM BSTTouché.
French!!?? blimey x 10
Oh my gosh! Totally missed that! That's not the natural order, even with his mum making tea!