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Winterlight's in the pub Page 3

We're not all so violent. A good rule of thumb is "If the teen can form a sentence without using: innit, omg, izzit, then the teen isn't a violent moron."

Teenagers are mental though. As a rule.

Quote: Gavin @ May 23 2008, 11:40 PM BST

Teenagers are mental though. As a rule.

And lacking any sense of morality or decency. As a rule.

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 11:43 PM BST

And lacking any sense of morality or decency. As a rule.

Youre practically a teenager yourself Aaron! Were you a right swine just a few short years ago? Is that why you now skulk in shadows, ashamed of youthful folly? And shit?

He skulks in shadows and shits? :O

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 23 2008, 11:45 PM BST

Youre practically a teenager yourself Aaron! Were you a right swine just a few short years ago? Is that why you now skulk in shadows, ashamed of youthful folly? And shit?

HAHA Teenagers do skulk!

That is life affirming stuff from the older generations.

"Kids today they've got no sense of morality or decency. In my day we all wore coats buttoned down to the feet, you were lucky if you so much as saw an ankle. And music! None of this Hop-Hip rubbish and Frozen Monkeys? Who the hell are they?! It's all just noise anyway."

You know, this really is a bit like being in a pub. We all started off with a nice drink and now it's all kicked off.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 23 2008, 11:48 PM BST

You know, this really is a bit like being in a pub. We all started off with a nice drink and now it's all kicked off.

Ill knife you up.

You hold him down, I'll kick his head in. Innit.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 23 2008, 11:48 PM BST

You know, this really is a bit like being in a pub. We all started off with a nice drink and now it's all kicked off.

F**k off! You're wrong.

I'm beginning to think I got the flirtini idea from Sex And The City.

So what was the drink Vince Noir drank?

Tis a mystery...

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 23 2008, 11:45 PM BST

Youre practically a teenager yourself Aaron! Were you a right swine just a few short years ago? Is that why you now skulk in shadows, ashamed of youthful folly? And shit?

I've been skulking in shadows for about 10 years. I hated what I saw around me, so avoided it at all costs. It's not a new post-teen development.

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 11:56 PM BST

So what was the drink Vince Noir drank?

According to Google, Bailey's from a shoe.

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 11:58 PM BST

I've been skulking in shadows for about 10 years. I hated what I saw around me, so avoided it at all costs. It's not a new post-teen development.

Ten years like that? Sounds like you pioneered the emo trend gripping Britain's youth.

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 11:58 PM BST

According to Google, Bailey's from a shoe.

Haha!

That's a different episode.
:)

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