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Winterlight's in the pub Page 2

Quote: Gavin @ May 23 2008, 11:18 PM BST

Quiet yourself boy, you'll have a lager.

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Gavin's dealing drugs to the kids!

Quote: ian_w @ May 23 2008, 11:21 PM BST

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Gavin's dealing drugs to the kids!

He's not a kid, 15+ is perfectly legal in man law to drink copious amounts of booze

Quote: ian_w @ May 23 2008, 11:21 PM BST

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Gavin's dealing drugs to the kids!

's not quite drugs is it? I'll take the lager though!

Quote: PhQnix @ May 23 2008, 11:24 PM BST

's not quite drugs is it?

More damaging though.

Quote: Gavin @ May 23 2008, 11:24 PM BST

He's not a kid, 15+ is perfectly legal in man law to drink copious amounts of booze

So that you can learn how shit it is before you reach 18?
You're not going to agree with that are you?

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 11:24 PM BST

More damaging though.

One lager? He's not going to turn me into an alcoholic that quickly!

Oooh, my presence seems to have started a debate - this is why kids aren't allowed in pubs.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 23 2008, 11:24 PM BST

's not quite drugs is it? I'll take the lager though!

It's a drug alright. It's addictive and is a class b drug. The same as Aaron's avatar.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 23 2008, 11:24 PM BST

's not quite drugs is it? I'll take the lager though!

Angelic substance that causes addiction, habituation, or a marked change in consciousness

A Mirriam Webster definition for drug.
You're right, you can't describe alcohol this way.

Why is it that so many people think that because it's legal and widespread it ceases to be a drug?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 23 2008, 11:28 PM BST

One lager? He's not going to turn me into an alcoholic that quickly!

Oooh, my presence seems to have started a debate - this is why kids aren't allowed in pubs.

That and you teenager have a nastsy tendancy of being a bad mouthed violrnt section of society. :P still as you say one won't hurt.

Quote: ian_w @ May 23 2008, 11:30 PM BST

Why is it that so many people think that because it's legal and widespread it ceases to be a drug?

We don't we just know thats its legal because it can be taxed.

I've been to the boring school talks - I get it, it's a drug. Copious amounts will damage you as will long term abuse. Can I have my lager now?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 23 2008, 11:32 PM BST

I've been to the boring school talks - I get it, it's a drug. Copious amounts will damage you as will long term abuse. Can I have my lager now?

I like him! Shotgun PhQnix is my new wingman

Lager is good. Lager friend.

Good lad. You've heeded the warning. Have a whisky chaser as a reward.

Quote: roscoff @ May 23 2008, 11:34 PM BST

Good lad. You've heeded the warning. Have a whisky chaser as a reward.

God don't give him a whiskey he'll stomp a goth!

Quote: Gavin @ May 23 2008, 11:36 PM BST

God don't give him a whiskey he'll stomp a goth!

Is he working part time in the post office? Good lad. You've got that expensive alcohol addiction to feed. Oh stomp!

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