CADBURYS ADVERT MUSIC
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Mmm Doner Kebab with a glass and a half of animal fat, in every loosely packed pitta.
Donner Kebab
I would not eat that even if i wasn't a veggie.
Doesn't seem particularly tight this one. Could be a lot stronger.
Dan
Yeh it's in the pending tray, waiting a better punchline.
Damn contrasting the glass and half of milk, with animal fat seemed a good idea at the time.
I love the idea sootyj, might have more legs if you change the music to cadbury's flake.
'Only the crumbliest, tastiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before'
I think that this line has far more potential for you in this skietch.
'Only the fattiest, disease ridden meat, tastes like meat never bred before' Or something similar and funnier!
You may be right. It's my age old problem of digging up obscure news stories and assuming every one knows them.
In this case there's a wine glass of saturated fat in every donner.
My word how much in the Jade Goody special, my local does?
Saturated fat is a major food group in my house! 
Intuits (eskimos) need saturated fats to survive, so maybe try work in a doner kebab stick in an igloo.
Good idea, but I already get enough flack for skits reliant on niche knowledge!
Sootyj,
half your problem is no one in here seems to read the news! I immediately got the glass of fat gag....the other half of your problem was that it wasn't that funny 
problem with the idea is that any fat waster that eats kebabs doesn't care - the story is not that shocking. We all ready assume the meat is half dog and half child slave....pint of fat is the least of your worries.
Some do read the news, and I figure one should try and cover all bases.
n.b. what do you write?
I want to write a million things in response to that lol...
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2008, 11:36 PM BSTn.b. what do you write?
Me? For a living i write speeches/presentations/seminars/etc For fun i write very little.