Aaron
Saturday 24th May 2008 12:33am
Royal Berkshire
69,949 posts
Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 8:56 PM BST
I tell you what I want, if you are prepared to listen.
You know that animal attraction you get, when you first meet someone. That little buzz that makes you rip their clothes off & kiss them so hard you almost eat them to death. Until they are dead. Killed.
I want that feeling to last forever.
Sadly it changes to, "Ewwww! Have you brushed your teeth"
Ewwwwwwwww did you use oil of ulay on your fanny"
"Ewwwwww how about you pull the skin back when you wash yer cock"
Ewwwwwwwwwwww I am tired, my head hurts, my arm fell off, my leg is spasmo, my kidney hurts, my face has stroke symptoms, my bladder is full of wewe, my arse is falling off, my toe tingles! Yap yap yap!!!
Either they have good reason, or you've been with the wrong men!
Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 8:56 PM BST
Oh god, me too.
Which is why my relationships never last longer than 6 months.
Do you mean that they end because that feeling goes, and you get disheartened?
Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 8:58 PM BST
It buggers off Zooo.
I tell you for why. MEN!
They stop trying once they think they have you, then moan that they arent getting any. Yet we want it, but we want passion.
And again...