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Ice Cream - where's the innovation? Page 2

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 11:35 AM BST

During the 17th and 18th centuries, there were more than 350 flavours of ice cream in common usage. Now there are about 40.

TRUFAX!

And can the oracle also tell us whether Ellie's rude ice-cream was available in the days of yore ... as well?

How weird, I had a dream about icecream last night.

I was SO happy that Ben and Jerry's had a buy one get one free, I picked up Vanilla and a chocolate brownie flavour.

I suddenly appeared at home putting them in the freezer, then I spot my brother's friend setting garden birds on fire (!). So I chase him and wrestle him to the ground and hold him there between my legs and arms and phone the San Diego (!) police while talking through a mouthful of vanilla.

I think I need help. D=

I think Devon and Cornwall have the best icecream. Cherry icecream when done right = win.

I love Ben and Jerry's Fisch Food.

And you are insane Rachel!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 11:46 AM BST

I love Ben and Jerry's Fisch Food.

And you are insane Rachel!

Teary Haha, probably.

I've never tried that one, it doesn't sound very appetising! What's in it?

Fisch.

German fish. Efficient, makes you sick after eating just half the tub.

*googles Fisch Food*

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 23 2008, 11:37 AM BST

I dont believe you, name 'em! :P

Go find Time Team. It was on there. I think when they dug in the grounds of Buckingham Palace.

Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 11:38 AM BST

And can the oracle also tell us whether Ellie's rude ice-cream was available in the days of yore ... as well?

Stick your cock in a bucket of ice and bingo.

Quote: Rachel @ May 23 2008, 11:44 AM BST

I suddenly appeared at home putting them in the freezer, then I spot my brother's friend setting garden birds on fire (!). So I chase him and wrestle him to the ground and hold him there between my legs and arms and phone the San Diego (!) police while talking through a mouthful of vanilla.

Between your legs, eh? Now I know where that thread about the sex book came from.

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 23 2008, 11:27 AM BST

I see that this thread has gone the same as many before it!

Thanks Ellie.

Sofa_Matt Ice Cream: Made with sour grapes and wine.

Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 12:23 PM BST

Sofa_Matt Ice Cream: Made with sour grapes and wine.

hehehe, very good Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 11:35 AM BST

TRUFAX!

Aw, I've missed that. You used to say that all the time!

Yes, yes I did.

TRUFAX!

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 11:35 AM BST

During the 17th and 18th centuries, there were more than 350 flavours of ice cream in common usage. Now there are about 40.

TRUFAX!

Mayhap, but I don't really fancy TURNIP icecream.

:O :O :O :(

Opensewer flavour! Shit-tastic!

Chimney sweep flavour?

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 7:22 PM BST

Chimney sweep flavour?

what was that slang word I learned today? Oh yes "Nonce".

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