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Hahah, don't forget the curry sauce!

Enjoy the dinner! I'm off to be tested for tuberculosis! Yaaay! You can't be a teacher without showing documentation that you are tuberculosis free. I'm not even sure what tuberculosis is?

Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 5:28 PM BST

Enjoy the dinner! I'm off to be tested for tuberculosis! Yaaay! You can't be a teacher without showing documentation that you are tuberculosis free. I'm not even sure what tuberculosis is?

Erm, good luck. :)

It's a highly infectious disease, often terminal if not caught and treated early I believe, the most common strand of which affects the lungs.

It was all be eradicated until the immigrants began flooding in!

Apparently.

Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 5:28 PM BST

Enjoy the dinner! I'm off to be tested for tuberculosis! Yaaay! You can't be a teacher without showing documentation that you are tuberculosis free. I'm not even sure what tuberculosis is?

All you should know is you don't want it - as Charly says, good luck :)

Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 5:24 PM BST

Is Ellie cooking her dinner? She's probably having something odd like Rice Crispies with Onion Rings made for her by one of her infinite collection of male flatmates :)

Ha - I only have 1 male housemate... and he cooks for both me and him most nights. Except on Thurs when I have to fend for myself! Teary

We're having kievs tonight.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 5:30 PM BST

Ha - I only have 1 male housemate... and he cooks for both me and him most nights. Except on Thurs when I have to fend for myself! Teary

How do you repay him?

WITH YOUR FANNY?!

:O No!

I clean and wash up!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 5:30 PM BST

Ha - I only have 1 male housemate... and he cooks for both me and him most nights. Except on Thurs when I have to fend for myself! Teary

We're having kievs tonight.

Is thursday the night he is allowed out of the cupboard to go to the laundrette for the weekly wash? Errr

Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 5:32 PM BST

:O No!

I clean and wash up!

So you should do, noone likes a dirty fanny!

OMG I do NOT believe I just wrote that!

Quote: ian_w @ May 23 2008, 5:34 PM BST

So you should do, noone likes a dirty fanny!

OMG I do NOT believe I just wrote that!

One of us... one of us!

Quote: ian_w @ May 23 2008, 5:34 PM BST

So you should do, noone likes a dirty fanny!

OMG I do NOT believe I just wrote that!

No wonder scatter has gone offline - she was glad she missed the bored with sex thread and then you guys came along with your fanny talk - wash your mouthes but I suggest you don't get Ellie to do it with her usual sponge! :S

Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 5:33 PM BST

Is thursday the night he is allowed out of the cupboard to go to the laundrette for the weekly wash? Errr

No...he has a hobby thing he does.

Laughing out loud oooooh man I really got to leave.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 5:37 PM BST

No...he has a hobby thing he does.

Is that your nickname then "hobby"? :O

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