From apparently me and my suggestions.
Bored During Sex? Page 23
Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 5:10 PM BSTCustard is better, I find.
Cripes!
(They probably meant some kind of trifle or gateaux.)
Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 5:09 PM BSTEllie, apparently!
She's fine now zooo but give Gavin and Curt a wide berth coz that pool full of pudding must stink by now 
They've been sat in it in the sun all day.
Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 5:10 PM BSTWhat is 'pudding' anyway?
Sounds a bit vague.Custard is better, I find.
I was thinking butterscotch... but custard will do. *begins setting up the camera tripod* this will just take a second.
Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 5:15 PM BSTI was thinking butterscotch... but custard will do. *begins setting up the camera tripod* this will just take a second.
You gotta give him 10/10 for trying - he doesn't give up easily and he has a wide range of flavours in his perversions too
Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 5:15 PM BSTI was thinking butterscotch... but custard will do. *begins setting up the camera tripod* this will just take a second.
The force is strong with this one.
I always found shoving your finger up a guys arse, not only relieves boredom, but makes him jive!
Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 8:49 PM BSTI always found shoving your finger up a guys arse, not only relieves boredom, but makes him jive!
You must be a real hit on the dance floor then?! 
Yep.!
I lose many a finger & Fumb. Several toes too.
(Fumb spelt that way on purpose Azza, or do you want some?)
It is medical fact that the man's special place is situated up his kazoo.
Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 8:53 PM BSTIt is medical fact that the man's special place is situated up his kazoo.
Aye that pesky prostate
Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 8:53 PM BSTIt is medical fact that the man's special place is situated up his kazoo.
I will remain a skeptic.
Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 8:54 PM BSTI will remain a skeptic.
your religion shouldn't be an issue 
Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 8:53 PM BSTIt is medical fact that the man's special place is situated up his kazoo.
That it is.
Thats why Tutes stick their fingers up there. Makes a guy come quicker & they earn twice as much.