I actually can't believe how slowly today has gone. The slowest day ever!!!!!
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Today's not gone that slow. I need the next hour to go slow though.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 4:46 PM BSTI actually can't believe how slowly today has gone. The slowest day ever!!!!!
You turned down the pudding wrestling - that would have been a distraction that could have wasted a few hours?! 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 4:46 PM BSTI actually can't believe how slowly today has gone. The slowest day ever!!!!!
It's because a corner of the Earth got caught on a meteor and it's slowing it down. The council are on to it though.
Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 4:47 PM BSTYou turned down the pudding wrestling - that would have been a distraction that could have wasted a few hours?!
Damn me and my dignity saving scheme... it has foiled me again in making time go slower.
Hehe I hope you did an old style slap of the knee or scoopy arm thing when you said that.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 4:49 PM BSTDamn me and my dignity saving scheme...
Yes I believe you gave Lee Mack the same impression of your dignity saving scheme? 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 23 2008, 4:49 PM BSTHehe I hope you did an old style slap of the knee or scoopy arm thing when you said that.
I did indeed...and then tried to pull the face off my boss to reveal Stan the Cleaner... however... it was actually his real face! ooops
Haha!
I've just been fired for "Mistaken case of Identity"... or "facepulling" if it gets to court. 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 4:51 PM BSTI did indeed...and then tried to pull the face off my boss to reveal Stan the Cleaner... however... it was actually his real face! ooops
I'm glad I read to the end because I thought "pull the face off your boss" was a euphemism 
Would be quite a strange one at that...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 23 2008, 5:02 PM BSTWould be quite a strange one at that...
You obviously didn't read the bored during sex thread from yesterday - now that was strange .. eek!
I'm glad I didn't from that!
Is Ellie cooking her dinner? She's probably having something odd like Rice Crispies with Onion Rings made for her by one of her infinite collection of male flatmates 