Dear lord when will you women realise that all these, dreary, humor less self help books are written by a bloke.
A grubby, chubby guy who lives in a caravan and whose number one hobby is scratching his piles.
Oh and he also writes Sex and the City.
"Mars and Venus In the Bedroom" Page 2
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2008, 3:12 PM BSTDear lord when will you women realise that all these, dreary, humor less self help books are written by a bloke.
A grubby, chubby guy who lives in a caravan and whose number one hobby is scratching his piles.
Oh and he also writes Sex and the City.
I sit you Gavin, are you that bloke?
Actually I really loath these pop psychology wastes of trees.. It took us years to stop being told what to think by men in dress's acting in the name of God. It is a tremendous backwards step to switch over to made up these theories, and naff titles.
They're every bit as much of a brain washing load of old cobblers as The Bible.
To quote the Tshirt
"Men are from Earth women are from Earth get over it"
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2008, 3:17 PM BSTI sit you Gavin, are you that bloke?
Actually I really loath these pop psychology wastes of trees.. It took us years to stop being told what to think by men in dress's acting in the name of God. It is a tremendous backwards step to switch over to made up these theories, and naff titles.
They're every bit as much of a brain washing load of old cobblers as The Bible.
To quote the Tshirt
"Men are from Earth women are from Earth get over it"
Lol I can't get people to listen to me in real life let alone buy my books.
So much hate...I feel cold.
Although I agree....my fiancee told me that I ruined 'Sex in the City' for her by pointing out the shallow, consumerist characters they are.
Quote: Curt @ May 23 2008, 3:24 PM BSTSo much hate...I feel cold.
Although I agree....my fiancee told me that I ruined 'Sex in the City' for her by pointing out the shallow, consumerist characters they are.
HAHA!
Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 11:29 AM BSTSurely everyone knows that already?
Ohhh you think you know this, but you don't really know this.
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2008, 3:12 PM BSTDear lord when will you women realise that all these, dreary, humor less self help books are written by a bloke.
Dear lord when will you men realise that any book which contains the phrase "her sexual centre opens", is not deary or humour less.
Quote: Rebecca Davies @ May 23 2008, 3:49 PM BSTOhhh you think you know this, but you don't really know this.
You're just trying to bait me into reading it! I won't fall for your fiendish plot!
Quote: Rebecca Davies @ May 23 2008, 3:49 PM BSTDear lord when will you men realise that any book which contains the phrase "her sexual centre opens", is not deary or humour less.
Did many customers go to this sexual centre when it opened?
Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 4:08 PM BSTYou're just trying to bait me into reading it! I won't fall for your fiendish plot!
plot? plot? who mentioned anything about a plot? *looks shiftily around*
I am merely trying to expand your horizons, you know, like in a cult.
Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 4:11 PM BSTDid many customers go to this sexual centre when it opened?
I bet a lot went to Alan's opening *makes jerry springer "woop woop" sound*
Sexual center, isn't that a new ploy by Tesco.
And frankly I prefer smut with less purple prose.
Her sexual center opens, indeed!
Do you get a club card, or BOGOF on fellatio?
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2008, 4:21 PM BSTSexual center, isn't that a new ploy by Tesco.
And frankly I prefer smut with less purple prose.
Her sexual center opens, indeed!
Do you get a club card, or BOGOF on fellatio?
centre*
Quote: Rebecca Davies @ May 23 2008, 4:18 PM BSTplot? plot? who mentioned anything about a plot? *looks shiftily around*
I am merely trying to expand your horizons, you know, like in a cult.
Ha! If it makes you any happier, I'll see if I can spot it next time I'm in a bookshop.
Hey! Last time I had mind blowing sex not only did I clear all the pool balls off the table but put down my pint as well. Now that's commitment baby 
Quote: roscoff @ May 23 2008, 6:21 PM BSTHey! Last time I had mind blowing sex not only did I clear all the pool balls off the table but put down my pint as well. Now that's commitment baby
Are you sure you had time for the actual deed itself?
I was there for a good time not a long time. After 2 minutes my feet go numb anyway.