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Ice Cream - where's the innovation?

Want to think of a new ice-cream... why not pick a chocolate bar and make it into one...

That seems to be all the thought process involved today in ice cream? Where's the innovation? Where's the Funny Feet for the 21st Century? Where's the Screwball for the new generation.

And if you gonna plunder exisiting products why stick to chocolate? Spicy Nik Nak ice-cream... Mini Baby Bel... on a stick...

Come on people we need to start demanding more from our frozen goods.

Heston Blumental (sp?) has done Bacon & Egg ice cream. That sounds kind of fun.

Def.

You can't beat plain old Vanilla ice cream.

I've always thought that there isn't enough alcohol in our ice cream. Ok, we have rum & raison but what about vodka & orange, JD & coke. I'm sure there is a market in the uk for more alcohol based goods that kiddies can buy from their local ice cream van Cool

No need for alcohol, just plain old vanilla with some strawberries. And possibly a wafer.

How about fish & chips flavour?

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 23 2008, 10:28 AM BST

I've always thought that there isn't enough alcohol in our ice cream.

As long as people don't try to ask for the reverse to be true I am perfectly happy with the alcohol/ice-cream relationship. I do not want wafers in my pint of lager, barman and could you please remove the 100s and 1000s from the head as well!

You can't beat a crumbly flake either, although I wouldn't fancy seeing one of them floating in a pint of lager.

I would love to see a range of "rude" ice creams cum out.

Penis shaped ice lollys.

Vagina shaped wafer ice cream with a cherry.

Awesome!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 11:25 AM BST

Penis shaped ice lollys.

Awesome!

Mine's already shaped like a Zoom. Same colouring too.

I see that this thread has gone the same as many before it!

Thanks Ellie.

You should see a doctor about that...

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 23 2008, 11:27 AM BST

I see that this thread has gone the same as many before it!

Thanks Ellie.

Sorry! :(

Anyway - moving back onto nice ice-cream flavours!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 23 2008, 11:27 AM BST

You should see a doctor about that...

I could never talk to a doctor about anything like that. If I found a lump in my testicles I'd have to opt for the "dying out of embarrassment" option.

During the 17th and 18th centuries, there were more than 350 flavours of ice cream in common usage. Now there are about 40.

TRUFAX!

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 11:35 AM BST

During the 17th and 18th centuries, there were more than 350 flavours of ice cream in common usage. Now there are about 40.

TRUFAX!

I dont believe you, name 'em! :P

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