Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 7:14 PM BSTWith a toothbrush.
ohhhhhhhhh....this could lead to a terrible British stereotype joke...
I want... Page 10
Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 7:15 PM BSTI truly have chosen the right religion. *weeps with joy*
Haha epiphany?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 22 2008, 7:16 PM BSTHaha epiphany?
But is an epiphany not a moment of enlightenment to turn one towards the path of truth, rather than proof that the path one has chosen is the correct one?
Quote: Curt @ May 22 2008, 7:15 PM BSTohhhhhhhhh....this could lead to a terrible British stereotype joke...
Oh go back to your maple syrup and your tree felling. 
Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 7:18 PM BSTBut is an epiphany not a moment of enlightenment to turn one towards the path of truth, rather than proof that the path one has chosen is the correct one?
Fine! A reaffirmation?
Yep! 
Are you going to write her holy text?
I already am. It's called the Homoble.
What commandments does it have?
Quote: zooo @ May 22 2008, 6:43 PM BSTIf only I was a bit closer to Wales.
I walked past a load of actors trailers in London yesterday. But the only name I could find on one of the doors was 'Karl'.
Can you think of any famous Karls?...
You can move in with me Zooo. I live about 25 mins from Cardiff. I'll kick the kids out. They were getting on my nerves anyway. I'll explain the rental system when you get here. It's kind of special 
It's a deal!!!
Will I have to call you daddy?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 22 2008, 7:22 PM BSTWhat commandments does it have?
For example:
If thoust art a man, then thoust must learneth to sucketh the cock...eth.
If thou art but a woman, thou must appreciate thine man-on-man sexy time.
There are a few hymns too.
Quote: zooo @ May 22 2008, 7:28 PM BSTWill I have to call you daddy?
Sugar daddy? 
Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 7:45 PM BSTThere are a few hymns too.
And a creation story?
Something of a similar nature (no pun intended), yes.
Hehe it was a good pun nonetheless!
I tell you what I want, if you are prepared to listen.
You know that animal attraction you get, when you first meet someone. That little buzz that makes you rip their clothes off & kiss them so hard you almost eat them to death. Until they are dead. Killed.
I want that feeling to last forever.
Sadly it changes to, "Ewwww! Have you brushed your teeth"
Ewwwwwwwww did you use oil of ulay on your fanny"
"Ewwwwww how about you pull the skin back when you wash yer cock"
Ewwwwwwwwwwww I am tired, my head hurts, my arm fell off, my leg is spasmo, my kidney hurts, my face has stroke symptoms, my bladder is full of wewe, my arse is falling off, my toe tingles! Yap yap yap!!!