Fish and chips.
(Currently watching Hancock's Half Hour - S05E02 - The Two Murderers, where Sid buys a chip shop - Cheam High Street's second most popular shop (after the undertakers, naturally).)
I want...
Oooooh I want fish and chips!!!!! But I can only have the fish...and that can't be battered! 
How come?
She's on a "diet".
And yet she still drinks. Pffft.
I haven't been drinking THAT much lately!
Why are you on a diet? Unnecessary!
You shouldn't be drinking AT ALL!
And just to pre-empt her:
Quote: zooo @ May 18 2008, 6:10 PM BSTDavid Tennant
I had the best fish n chips the other night. Interesting information? Yes.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 22 2008, 5:11 PM BSTWhy are you on a diet? Unnecessary!
She thinks she could be mistaken for a pre-boom Hindenburg.
Quote: Leevil @ May 22 2008, 5:12 PM BSTI had the best fish n chips the other night.
I bet you did. 
Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 5:13 PM BSTShe thinks she could be mistaken for a pre-boom Hindenburg.
The President of the Weimar Republic in 1925?
I know not, but we always ask our hsitory teacher over and over about which he means to annoy him.
Quote: Leevil @ May 22 2008, 5:12 PM BSTI had the best fish n chips the other night. Interesting information? Yes.
You were obviously spending the day in Cleethorpes?
Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 5:13 PM BSTShe thinks she could be mistaken for a pre-boom Hindenburg.
It's true! 
In your miiiiind.
Quote: ian_w @ May 22 2008, 5:14 PM BSTYou were obviously spending the day in Cleethorpes?
I was down south actually, which surprised me more!
Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 5:12 PM BSTYou shouldn't be drinking AT ALL!
I HAVE to drink water else I WILL die.