Quote: Rachel @ May 22 2008, 4:11 PM BSTHahahah taffy puller... This is far too amusing for my own good.
It's when looking at a website about euphemisms for vagina that I realise I really should be doing something useful with my life...
Bored During Sex? Page 16
Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 4:12 PM BSTPink lipped custard sucker
Split-faced hair shark
Two fingered fish mitten
. . . Pepsi!
Quote: NickTheDon @ May 22 2008, 4:12 PM BSTIt's when looking at a website about euphemisms for vagina that I realise I really should be doing something useful with my life...
such as? give me a few hints too plz 
Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 4:10 PM BSTHe hides under your bed most evenings!
I know - but my personal collection is under lock and key. 
I'm not even mad - I'm just impressed.
Pink petaled posie - nice bit of alliteration there. Some of our perverts are setting their sites even lower as Sun headline writers it seems!? 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 4:14 PM BSTI know - but my personal collection is under lock and key.
Now I know why he looks so tired in his pic - if your bed springs are going all night then it's bound to disturb his handywork and he might crash the board
Soooo, having finally caught up with the thread - back to the original question.
No, always alleviate the boredom by keeping count and my personal tip is to make sure you change hands at 99.
Quote: thing @ May 22 2008, 6:09 PM BSTNo, always alleviate the boredom by keeping count and my personal tip is to make sure you change hands at 99.
Aah, a threesome eh?
Quote: thing @ May 22 2008, 6:09 PM BSTSoooo, having finally caught up with the thread - back to the original question.
No, always alleviate the boredom by keeping count and my personal tip is to make sure you change hands at 99.
Quote: thing @ May 22 2008, 6:09 PM BSTSoooo, having finally caught up with the thread - back to the original question.
No, always alleviate the boredom by keeping count and my personal tip is to make sure you change hands at 99.
I change my hands to that of a concert pianist.
Now I'm a bit more up to date - back to the ladies' private bits.
From the muffy link >> Spam Castanet.
I once had a fella talk about his holiday throughout our encounter. In the end I told him to either shut the f**k up or get the f**k off.
He left.
Ouch!
Quote: Charley @ May 22 2008, 6:50 PM BSTI once had a fella talk about his holiday throughout our encounter. In the end I told him to either shut the f**k up or get the f**k off.
He left.
Perhaps he was trying to stop himself from cumming too early? - it could well have been a compliment to you or perhaps he was just made that way!
Yea what a bastard. I dont care anyhoo. He had a bent cock & it felt like he was shagging my left lung.
Quote: Charley @ May 22 2008, 6:53 PM BSTYea what a bastard. I dont care anyhoo. He had a bent cock & it felt like he was shagging my left lung.
Was he Australian and just forgot to take the boomerang out of his pocket?