Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 3:48 PM BSTI've always been fond of Front Bottom.
Me too, and I'll sue anyone who suggests otherwise.
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Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 3:42 PM BSTNo! I prefer Axe Wound.
Hairy axe wound is better.
Quote: NickTheDon @ May 22 2008, 3:51 PM BSTI loved them referring to it as "beaver" in Game On.
Or squirrel.
As for me, I love c**t.
Gracious me, it's all kicking off again. We must have all had a post-coital snooze.
Quote: Leevil @ May 22 2008, 3:53 PM BSTOr squirrel.
Didn't Martin go through loads of animals when he was trying to remember what it was?
Something like "Squirrel???...otter...badger..."
"Beaver!"
On the beaver front, I much prefer the bald variety.
Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 3:52 PM BSTHairy axe wound is better.
Definitely not hairy!!
I don't care what you call it, I'd just like to see one now and again and buy it dinner.
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 3:56 PM BSTOn the beaver front, I much prefer the bald variety.
But what if she has a hairy minge?
Dan
Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 3:53 PM BSTAs for me, I love c**t.
A bit I love in Hot Fuzz is the swearbox. It's a bit like this site actually, the swearbox stars out f**k but then has c**t in clear big letters at the bottom 
Edit: damn, for some reason I thought this site didn't censor the word c**t.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 3:57 PM BSTDefinitely not hairy!!
not completely bald though - a nicely arranged feature? 
Then she will be held down and shaved.
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 3:58 PM BSTThen she will be held down and shaved.
OOOOooooh kinky! 
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 22 2008, 3:52 PM BSTMe too, and I'll sue anyone who suggests otherwise.
I was brought up calling it a Minnie.