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Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 3:42 PM BST

My old housemates were walking past a cash machine with £200 hanging out of it. They took it, and had a great night out on it. I (although a bit jealous) was glad I didn't take part because I really thought it could have easily been some old ladies money.

And now I've been reminded of the time the bloke in front of me swore loudly and turned to storm off. As he disappeared around the corner, £140 popped out. I ran after him to give it back. When I got back, not only had I lost my place in line, about six more people had joined!

Bastards!

I am still waiting for my karmic payback for that one. Though I did get a whole tub of 'Fudge' hair shaper after footy one lunchtime. I supposed that changed my hair styling needs forever, as I now use nothing else...

Dan

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 3:42 PM BST

My old housemates were walking past a cash machine with £200 hanging out of it. They took it, and had a great night out on it.

Now that really IS wrong. I hope you don't speak to them anymore.

Quote: swerytd @ May 22 2008, 3:43 PM BST

I mean no disrespect Alan, but the nearest I came was £133 for four numbers so I don't really sympathise.

Also, on that particular line, I missed another number by 1 and got the bonus ball. Even more annoyingly, no-one won the jackpot so 5 balls and the bonus was worth £333,000.

Thanks for improving my mood even further...

;)

Dan

This all makes me want to play the Lottery. But I can't imagine that I'd win.

Quote: swerytd @ May 22 2008, 3:45 PM BST

Though I did get a whole tub of 'Fudge' hair shaper after footy one lunchtime. I supposed that changed my hair styling needs forever, as I now use nothing else...

Dan

Can I borrow some? Cool

Quote: NickTheDon @ May 22 2008, 3:45 PM BST

Something I'm not particularly proud of, when I was at middle school (when I was around 10/11) me and my friend Robbie used to call the big Lost Property cupboard at our school 'Argos' and raid it for anything decent every now and then. I was a rotter.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 3:48 PM BST

Can I borrow some? Cool

What for? Your windows?

;)

Dan

He's been cleaning windows, to earn an honest bob.

Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 3:48 PM BST

Now that really IS wrong. I hope you don't speak to them anymore.

Ummm... I do still actually. It's them who have to live with the guiilt.

I doubt I'd want to be associated with people like that.

Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 4:29 PM BST

I doubt I'd want to be associated with people like that.

Poor?

Well, that too.

My friend found a fiver on the floor today and waved it around, saying "Anyone's?" No-one replied so he pocketed it!

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