British Comedy Guide

Ah, the weekend! Page 21

Village of the damned t'was!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 2:39 PM BST

Power rangers?

Laughing out loud

Bless your cotton socks!!

They've all gone particularly mad lately at school. They keep jumping out of bushes at random points and chasing each other!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 22 2008, 2:46 PM BST

They've all gone particularly mad lately at school. They keep jumping out of bushes at random points and chasing each other!

Is it like Lord of the Flies?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 22 2008, 2:46 PM BST

They've all gone particularly mad lately at school. They keep jumping out of bushes at random points and chasing each other!

It's known in the biz as the silly season and you're all barking.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 22 2008, 2:46 PM BST

They've all gone particularly mad lately at school. They keep jumping out of bushes at random points and chasing each other!

Am I the only one who thinks that sounds dodgy?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 22 2008, 2:46 PM BST

They've all gone particularly mad lately at school. They keep jumping out of bushes at random points and chasing each other!

They're probably playing the popular playground game 'Rape'

Quote: NickTheDon @ May 22 2008, 2:49 PM BST

They're probably playing the popular playground game 'Rape'

Apparently I wasn't the only one who thought it sounded dodgy.

Quote: NickTheDon @ May 22 2008, 2:49 PM BST

They're probably playing the popular playground game 'Rape'

That's a romantic first date where I teach.

Perhaps I should reconsider that teaching positing in England.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 22 2008, 2:49 PM BST

Apparently I wasn't the only one who thought it sounded dodgy.

I couldn't think of a less dodgy way to say it! >_<

Quote: PhQnix @ May 22 2008, 2:48 PM BST

Am I the only one who thinks that sounds dodgy?

Not at all.

Less 'kiss chase', more 'sexually inadequate rape chase'.

Quote: roscoff @ May 22 2008, 2:51 PM BST

That's a romantic first date where I teach.

And to "wine and dine" means a kebab (?) and a 2 litre bottle of Tescos 49p cider (?). Right?

Perhaps even more worrying then, that it's all boys.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 22 2008, 3:03 PM BST

Perhaps even more worrying then, that it's all boys.

Well it's 'sexually inadequate bum rape chase' then, isn't it?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 22 2008, 3:03 PM BST

Perhaps even more worrying then, that it's all boys.

That just makes it sound more likely to be true.

Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 3:03 PM BST

And to "wine and dine" means a kebab (?) and a 2 litre bottle of Tescos 49p cider (?). Right?

Tescos? Bit high class for a first date?

You don't want to bowl a woman over with your fancy airs and graces! Take her to Lidl or Asda if you're particularly flush with cash.

Quote: roscoff @ May 22 2008, 2:37 PM BST

You have no idea. They're Leevil, and not in a good way.

What does that mean?

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