Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 1:48 PM BSTFace is better.
Mouth trumps all.
Bored During Sex? Page 5
*Reads Ellie's new sig. Gapes.*
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 1:48 PM BSTFace is better.
Nooooo... it gets in the hair and then goes hard!
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 22 2008, 1:49 PM BST*Reads Ellie's new sig. Gapes.*
I wouldn't open your mouth, there's a lot of men here looking for somewhere to put their willies.
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 1:48 PM BSTFace is better.
and if she insists on a goodnight kiss afterwards?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:49 PM BSTNooooo... it gets in the hair and then goes hard!
What part of "face" means "hair"? Or are you some kind of gorilla woman?
Aiming is an issue. It spurts...
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:49 PM BSTNooooo... it gets in the hair and then goes hard!
I wouldn't open your mouth, there's a lot of men here looking for somewhere to put their willies.
Hahahaha
You know it's true love when a girl lets you jizz over her face. I think that is my only goal in life.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:50 PM BSTAiming is an issue. It spurts...
Evidently your men have little control.
Although I suppose that's implied. 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:49 PM BSTI wouldn't open your mouth, there's a lot of men here looking for somewhere to put their willies.
Blimey, what did they put in that sushi?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:50 PM BSTAiming is an issue. It spurts...
I reckon you will get a whole new audience for you school once this thread gets googled 
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 22 2008, 1:51 PM BSTBlimey, what did they put in that sushi?
Russian drugs
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:50 PM BSTAiming is an issue. It spurts...
Not mine. I have complete directiobnal control. 
Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 1:51 PM BSTRussian drugs
Polonium 220, to be precise.
(They've improved it.)
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 1:52 PM BSTNot mine. I have complete directiobnal control.
That doesn't mean I'm going to let you cum on my face. 
I don't think you'll have any choice in the matter.
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 1:52 PM BSTNot mine. I have complete directiobnal control.
Practicing with the cat helps.