Quote: NickTheDon @ May 22 2008, 1:33 PM BSTIf you're in a relationship and sex is getting boring, try bondage. Blindfold your lover, get some rope and chains, tie them to the bed or radiator, then go out and f**k someone else.
Bored During Sex? Page 4
Quote: NickTheDon @ May 22 2008, 1:33 PM BSTIf you're in a relationship and sex is getting boring, try bondage. Blindfold your lover, get some rope and chains, tie them to the bed or radiator, then go out and f**k someone else.
That will come in lesson 5.
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 22 2008, 1:18 PM BSTI would like to offer my services as a teacher in this school. Sex is always fun with me, it must be because I leave all the girls crying with laughter >_<
Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 1:31 PM BSTI totally agree but can you achieve an erection if you are not excited?
I don't mean during sex, I mean at the end!
Ok, so for the sake of argument, let's not say NO orgasm - but one so poor you only knew it happened coz you started needing a fag and thinking about getting some kip!
Quote: swerytd @ May 22 2008, 1:29 PM BSTYou can do it with a yoghurt pot, a straw and a bag of smokey bacon crisps if you really need to...
LOL and EW in equal measures.
Quote: ian_w @ May 22 2008, 1:39 PM BSTI don't mean during sex, I mean at the end!
Ok, so for the sake of argument, let's not say NO orgasm - but one so poor you only knew it happened coz you started needing a fag and thinking about getting some kip!
Well I believe most women think that a man can only achieve an orgasm if there is some kinda evidence at the end of it and that usually the man would want to ensure it was the woman's problem to clean it up afterwards. So you are gonna have to be a bloody good actor to convince them that you were gonna handle the cleaning duties on your own!
Why bother ckleaning anything up? Just lie in it. Or make her lie in it.
You could be a crazy bastard and wear a condom, sorry, used condom?
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 22 2008, 1:30 PM BSTI always feel really honoured when a woman fakes it........she must think that I care.
Hahhahahaah
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 1:44 PM BSTWhy bother ckleaning anything up? Just lie in it. Or make her lie in it.
eeeew 
Quote: swerytd @ May 22 2008, 1:32 PM BSTI'd rather she was faking sex and not faking the ironing and washing!
LOL.
Quote: NickTheDon @ May 22 2008, 1:33 PM BSTIf you're in a relationship and sex is getting boring, try bondage. Blindfold your lover, get some rope and chains, tie them to the bed or radiator, then go out and f**k someone else.
Amazing that a thread on sex in a British Sitcom forum could cause such hilarity and create mountains of innuendo? Who'd ave fort it?
Quote: Leevil @ May 22 2008, 1:44 PM BSTYou could be a crazy bastard and wear a condom, sorry, used condom?
Or you could just jizz on her tits.
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 12:57 PM BSTI'm probably alone in this, but does anybody else find themselves increasingly bored during sex. Nowadays whenever I get to have it, my mind starts to wander and I'm willing it to finish as quickly as possible so I can go and watch TV. Only as you get older it seems to take longer and longer to come to a, ahem, conclusion... Am I alone in this?
And in answer to the original question, you're alone.
(Quite literally, I suspect.)
Face is better.
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 1:44 PM BSTWhy bother ckleaning anything up? Just lie in it. Or make her lie in it.
Hahahahahahahahahahhaha Arguments over who gets the wet patch!