Quote: ian_w @ May 22 2008, 1:21 PM BSTWho has faked it before?
How is that possible for a man? You have to be excited enough to get the erection and if you just make noises as if you were cumming then something would be missing at the end of it? .. surely! Faking it was invented as a female sport only me thinks 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:16 PM BSTIn fact - maybe I should start up a sex school to show others how to make sex exciting and fun again!
Anyone want to join?
Is there an online course? Cos otherwise I would have to get up and put effort in and all that's not really my thing...
Dan
I've known a guy who "faked" it... we're not STOOPID men!
Unless a man really knows what he's doing, he can't tell if we fake anyway.
Quote: swerytd @ May 22 2008, 1:28 PM BSTIs there an online course? Cos otherwise I would have to get up and put effort in and all that's not really my thing...
Dan
Ummm.... via web cam? Sure!
Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 1:27 PM BSTHow is that possible for a man? You have to be excited enough to get the erection and if you just make noises as if you were cumming then something would be missing at the end of it? .. surely! Faking it was invented as a female sport only me thinks
You can do it with a yoghurt pot, a straw and a bag of smokey bacon crisps if you really need to...
Dan
Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 1:27 PM BSTHow is that possible for a man? You have to be excited enough to get the erection and if you just make noises as if you were cumming then something would be missing at the end of it? .. surely! Faking it was invented as a female sport only me thinks
No, it's possible
Sorry to be gross, but ejaculation does not necessarily equate to orgasm!
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:29 PM BSTUmmm.... via web cam? Sure!
And would that involve going to the shops and buying a webcam and stuff...?
<sighs>
Dan
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 1:12 PM BSTYou've talked me into it, Ellie. If you want to try and restore my faith in sex I'm game.
She would too.
I always feel really honoured when a woman fakes it........she must think that I care.
Ellie's "Learn to Enjoy Sex By Increasing Awareness of Nymphos" (L.E.S.B.I.A.N.) School is opening soon.
Quote: swerytd @ May 22 2008, 1:29 PM BSTYou can do it with a yoghurt pot, a straw and a bag of smokey bacon crisps if you really need to...
Dan
Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 1:30 PM BSTEllie's "Learn to Enjoy Sex By Increasing Awareness of Nymphos" (L.E.S.B.I.A.N.) School is opening soon.
Much better! hehehehehe
Quote: ian_w @ May 22 2008, 1:29 PM BSTNo, it's possible
Sorry to be gross, but ejaculation does not necessarily equate to orgasm!
I totally agree but can you achieve an erection if you are not excited?
Quote: ian_w @ May 22 2008, 1:29 PM BSTNo, it's possible
Sorry to be gross, but ejaculation does not necessarily equate to orgasm!
Isnt that a tantra sex thing? I think Sting was into it?
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 22 2008, 1:30 PM BSTI always feel really honoured when a woman fakes it........she must think that I care.
<Jim Davidson mode>
I'd rather she was faking sex and not faking the ironing and washing!
</Jim Davidson mode>
Ba dum dum ... tsch!
Dan
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 22 2008, 1:30 PM BSTI always feel really honoured when a woman fakes it........she must think that I care.
If you're in a relationship and sex is getting boring, try bondage. Blindfold your lover, get some rope and chains, tie them to the bed or radiator, then go out and f**k someone else.
