Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:11 PM BSTYou boys suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love sex... it's great! Never get bored...although I did fall asleep once during but that was only cause I was quite drunk.
I'll only have sex with you Ellie if I can pull your finger. It's a bear thing.
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ May 22 2008, 1:15 PM BSTI do believe that you have invented this entire thread just to try and get Ellie to sleep with you! Good effort
Damnn it - fell for his plan! 
Do you get bored stiff?
Quote: roscoff @ May 22 2008, 1:16 PM BSTI'll only have sex with you Ellie if I can pull your finger. It's a bear thing.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:16 PM BSTIn fact - maybe I should start up a sex school to show others how to make sex exciting and fun again!
Anyone want to join?
I would like to offer my services as a teacher in this school. Sex is always fun with me, it must be because I leave all the girls crying with laughter >_<
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:16 PM BSTIn fact - maybe I should start up a sex school to show others how to make sex exciting and fun again!
Anyone want to join?
where do I sign?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:16 PM BSTIn fact - maybe I should start up a sex school to show others how to make sex exciting and fun again!
Anyone want to join?
Are you going to wear a mortar board and gown?
Yep, and stockings...and I might have a whip too! 
Who has faked it before?
Don't. I've already got a semi that's threatenining to turn into a fulli!
No, I don't get bored.
Quote: ian_w @ May 22 2008, 1:21 PM BSTWho has faked it before?
Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2008, 1:21 PM BSTDon't. I've already got a semi that's threatenining to turn into a fulli!
A fulli???? Hahahaha That's so cute.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 22 2008, 1:20 PM BSTYep, and stockings...and I might have a whip too!
In that case, yes, count me in.
Good, so I have 4 students so far... excellent.
Quote: ian_w @ May 22 2008, 1:21 PM BSTWho has faked it before?
It can be done, but you have to sit on your hand for a long time so it feels like someone else is doing it.......hang on, i've not understood the question have I? 